The CP I Shipped Was Broken Up by Me [Showbiz/System]

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[Upcoming novels: "I Know You're Up to No Good" and "Captain, You're a Feast for the Eyes." Please add them to your collection.]

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In a word: This shameless System is messing with me.

Ling Qing transmigrated into a book and was completely bewildered.

Why did everyone else transmigrate into a book as the beloved darling of all, while she ended up in a danmei novel with no romance plot?

But what's romance compared to shipping couples?

Ahhhhh, my two babies make the sweetest couple!

If that damn System didn't pop up every so often to assign shameless missions, she'd enjoy shipping them even more.

For example:

[Master, please hold hands with Lu Boran and obtain one of his personal garments.]

[Master, please choose your kissing-scene partner.]

[Master, please choose your scandal partner.]

Ling Qing: Enough already!

System: These missions can increase the two male leads' intimacy.

Ling Qing: Then let's do it!

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Ling Qing logged into her alt Weibo account, the major marketing account called "Specialist in Taking Down Demons," and posted: The Effort CP is the best! The Effort CP is forever!

Half a minute later, a famous paparazzo posted photos as proof: Top-tier star's romance exposed! Multiple photos! High definition!

Ling Qing: What the hell! Stop making things up!

*

At the preview screening of the movie "Whale Fall."

Fu Li curled his lips and took Ling Qing's hand. "He's so cold. Why don't you come with me instead?"

Lu Boran scowled and grabbed her other hand. "The fans come first. They say, 'No dates with your sister-in-law!'"

The fans of both stars in the audience were on the verge of losing control, shouting, "Go for it, bro!" and "No dates with your sister-in-law!"

Ling Qing pretended to be calm and silently chanted, "Amitabha."

Ling Qing: Damn it, System, get back here! Didn't I transmigrate into a danmei novel?

System: Master, you transmigrated into a romance System! Please choose your love interest now!

Ling Qing: Choose your ass!

Upcoming novel: "I Know You're Up to No Good"

Tong Jin has a heartless boss who only cares about money and has no interest in personal relationships, plus a useless supervisor who squeezes every last drop of work out of her.

So every day, she does the same three things without fail: curse her boss, curse her supervisor, and work overtime.

On her birthday, Tong Jin's best friend bought her a two-hour online boyfriend.

"The most expensive top guy in the whole shop, five-star reviews across the board, and he'll do whatever you ask. A chance for a lifelong single like you to experience the sweet-and-sour thrill of dating."

Not long after, a friend request from a stranger popped up on WeChat.

Tong Jin, the overworked woman who'd rather not be approached: Heh.

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At a bar in Beicheng, Lin Chi had finally agreed to go out with his friends. He'd barely sat down when one of them suddenly yanked open his shirt. "Emergency! I need to borrow your abs!"

Then they shoved a phone at him. "I've got too many clients tonight. Chat with this one for me. This month's food money is riding on it."

Lin Chi looked at the chat on his phone.

Jin: So you're the top guy? Do you have eight-pack abs? A V-line? If not, I want a refund.

A photo taken just moments earlier followed, but the other person suddenly went silent.

He loosened his tie beneath his Adam's apple and gave a cold laugh. Without changing expression, he slowly tapped out a reply:

If you want to see anything else, that'll cost extra.

#The Tragic Life of an Overtime Addict#

#Failed to Expose a Fake, Got Played Instead#

#The Top Guy I Ordered Is My Boss#

#How the Evil Capitalist Does Business#

The day after Tong Jin got promoted, she was assigned an extremely difficult project. Staring at the blank title page of her PowerPoint, she had no idea where to begin.

The capitalist himself offered to help. "Need a hand?"

Tong Jin eyed him warily. "Huh?"

"One slide, one time."

"..."

Other people get a man who puts his heart and body into it. She gets a man who's all body, nothing else.

Overworked underling at the bottom of the food chain x capitalist with a dirty mouth and a cool head

Theme: Love can save you. You are the light at the end of the tunnel.