After Losing His Job, He Decided to Live by Pretending to Be a Cat

Guan Lin is the most courageous warrior of the demon clan. Was. He slept from the chaotic world of a thousand years ago to the present world of peace. The peaceful world no longer needs fighting, and he no longer needs to fight with vicious monsters with his life hanging by a thread. He is unemployed. But fortunately, he found a new way of employment. That's... Pretending to be a cat. "Although my claws are thicker than other cats, my body is stronger than other cats, and I eat more in one meal than people, it is obvious that I am just an ordinary little kitten." Said the orange cat with tiger stripes. Regardless of whether others believe it or not, Gu Huaishan, the idiot human who adopted him, does. Idiot humans are good at everything, they are virtuous, gentle, and stupid enough. He can't detect many of Guan Lin's behaviors that are not like normal cats, which is really great. I thought I could live a comfortable life of pretending to be a cat and freeloading, but I didn't want to be surprised one after another. The peaceful world is not so peaceful, and the demons that have been dormant for thousands of years are ready to move. While being forced to return to his old career, Guan Lin feels more and more, why does Gu Huaishan look so much like the old friend with whom he should have been separated forever? The habit of fondling him, looking for opportunities to stroke his hair, and sleeping with his enlarged version in his arms are all exactly the same. "Huh?" Gu Huaishan smiled innocently at the alert orange cat: "How could that be?" The ferocious cat with a hard mouth and a soft heart (actually a big tiger) is a gentle and virtuous cat (actually a bad-tempered person). Reading tips: The favorability level at the beginning is full in both directions. There is a slight misunderstanding between the attacker and the receiver, and they essentially favor each other. The following is the advance receipt———————— "When the Sand Sculpture Attacker Gets the Abuse Script" At first glance, Baekong seemed ruthless and cold-blooded, like a lone wolf in the mountains, but after sleeping with Chu Yichen, a musician from Jiaofangsi, he turned into a well-behaved wolfdog. He didn't care about Chu Yichen's identity and could do anything for Chu Yichen, even if it would hurt himself or even endanger his life. Everyone thought that Baekong's love had made Chu Yichen miserable, and Chu Yichen himself thought so too. Chu Yichen has a secret. He doesn't like men at all. He also doesn't like people calling him wife. He tolerates this, but he is using Baekong to avenge himself. He never loved Bai Kong, never. But later, the great revenge was avenged, and Baekong died while helping him take revenge. He did not feel relieved. He only stared at the man's body in silence, with silent tears falling all over his face. But Chu Yichen didn't know that Baekong also had a secret. He is a monster. He came down the mountain because he encountered obstacles in his practice. The old monster said that he could only take human form, but at heart he was still a beast and did not understand human beings at all, so he had to go down the mountain to learn human love. How to learn? Go down the mountain to find a wife. The old monster talked a lot about how to find a wife, and how to find a wife, and how to find a matchmaker and six betrothals, but Bai Kong only remembered one sentence - to marry a wife, you need to enter the bridal chamber, and entering the bridal chamber = sleep together. Bai Kong: Got it, I want to find someone to sleep with. So by accident, after a simple sleep with Chu Yichen under a quilt, the next day: Bai Kong: Hi, wife. In order to prevent Bakong from killing his wife within a few days of their wedding, the old monster also said: You cannot bite your wife, and you cannot compete with her for food. In short, you must learn to be kind to your wife like humans. So Baekong was completely obedient to Chu Yichen. Even if Chu Yichen asked him to do something that would lead to a narrow escape, he would go without saying a word. Of course, it was just a narrow escape for humans, but it was easy for Bai Kong. After he helped Chu Yichen take revenge, his identity as a human happened to be lost, so he patted his butt and returned to the mountain. After returning to the mountain, the old monster asked him if he had learned human love? Bai Kong: Got it. Tell me about your experience at the foot of the mountain. Old Monster: ... You learned a lot. Much later, Chu Yichen realized that when Bai Kong said he wanted to bite him, it was not an expression of affection, but simply that he really wanted to bite him. The kind of bite a wolf bites a rabbit :) [There is no crematorium, it is essentially a story about two people who don't know how to love and slowly learn to love, with a sweet and sour story mixed with a little bit of puppy blood] Asking for advance payment~=3= Purpose: Life is a process of constant letting go. Regrettably, we haven't had time to say goodbye properly.