A Panda Cub Came Tumbling Down the Mountain

The System receives a Host from the spirit realm. In the spirit realm, the Host is a little one over three hundred years old, but in human form, she is a toddler not yet three. System: Host, become an agent of justice, help the heroine eliminate the villains, and bring light back to the world! Xiao Kangkang nods enthusiastically. The System studies the Host’s profile and falls silent for a long time. But first, you have to learn to speak like a human... The Host is a panda cub. For now, she only knows how to speak panda, and her little head is full of thoughts about food. Teaching her to punish bad people will probably take a long time... W-wait a second! Following the System’s instructions, the panda cub sneaks into the villain big brother’s basement to cause trouble, but accidentally gets stuck in the food slot. Jiang Huan, the eldest son of the Jiang family, is engrossed in researching viruses. Holding a chemical reagent, he looks at the little dumpling stuck in the slot. The cub looks at him pitifully with two pools of tears in her eyes. “Big bwother, puw me out~” Jiang Liu, the second son of the Jiang family, wants to be a hacker. He goes to the bathroom, and when he comes back, he finds a little dumpling sprawled across his keyboard. Jiang Liu is startled and quickly picks her up, but the computer screen is already a mess of gibberish. Jiang Liu almost passes out. He was this close to hacking the school system! Jiang Liu demands, “What are you doing?” The little dumpling pouts and looks at her villain big brother, aggrieved. “My butt’s hot~” That’s because she sat on the computer’s heat vent! System 007 at the start: What a useless cub, causing trouble instead of getting anything done! System 007 later: So that’s how you can do it? I’ve learned something. I’m out... P.S. The System is a background plot thread, which will be revealed later. The author is brain-dead and stupid. After years of treatment, I was about to recover, but then I accidentally got my head caught in a door again. I’ve also been kicked by a donkey. I have no common sense or logic, so don’t overanalyze! Next historical romance, Kidnapped, available for pre-collection. Concise blurb: A girl is targeted by a lovesick stalker, and they hurt each other (x). After they meet again, the amnesiac stalker falls for her all over again. In her previous life, Wen Shu’s cousin had a young servant who did manual labor. The servant was burly and fierce-looking. He always stared straight at her, which she found extremely annoying. But one day, the presumptuous servant said to Wen Shu, “This servant has long been in love with Miss...” Before he could finish, Wen Shu slapped him across the face. Ashamed and furious, she said, “Who do you think you are, daring to say something so outrageous to me!” The servant looked at her with dark, heavy eyes... Then Wen Shu was kidnapped by him. In this life, Wen Shu sees the servant at the slave market. Before her cousin can act, she buys him for ten taels of silver and keeps him at her side, humiliating him as she pleases to vent her anger. She also wants to make him understand that she is someone he has no right to covet. But the servant is so audacious and deluded that he actually tries to kidnap her again! When his plan is exposed, the servant is beaten half to death. He lies on the ground covered in blood, still staring at her without the slightest restraint. Wen Shu has always been soft-hearted. Instead of having the servant beaten to death, she has him thrown out of the household. Three years later, a nobleman comes to visit the Wen family. His appearance makes Wen Shu’s legs go weak with fright... Theme: Let the light of justice shine into the darkest corners.