[Haikyuu!!] I Came to the Most Scientific Place in the Most Unscientific Way, So Why Are You Making Me Get Intimate?

See the title. First, the female lead in this story has a name, a face, and an extremely, extremely, extremely detailed character profile. If you think only a faceless, characterless "you" can count as an "otome-style" story, then all my work is either original-character-focused or self-insert romance. From now on, I'll label works using my own self-insert as self-insert romance, and works using my original girl characters as original-character-focused. I've got more than a decade's worth of old work, so don't rush me. I'll change the labels gradually. You want to know who my dream characters are? They're every character I like. Love that or don't. If you come back to insult me, all I can do is beg you to leave me alone. Second, to me, self-insertion is not the same as wearing a character skin. If you want to argue with me about that and insist that self-insertion is the same thing as wearing a character skin, then I'll make this clear: you cannot "insert yourself" into any of my work. None of my work can be "self-inserted" into. Third, don't post that pigeon-waiting-for-updates reaction image in my comments. If you post it by mistake, please delete it. If you insist on posting it, I'll block you myself, thanks. Don't use any form, means, method, or language to convey the meaning of "hurry up and update." I create things to relax, not to work on demand. I'm already far too emotionally sensitive and fragile to withstand even the slightest setback. Special offer: taking into account my writing speed and actual salary, send me 2,000 yuan first, and I'll let you ask for one chapter update. If you won't send that much, don't ask for updates. Fourth, feel free to unfollow or block me, but please don't insult me. Online bullying is never okay. I've cut ties with all my works and their respective communities. I've created everything solely for myself from beginning to end. I don't owe anyone anything. Fifth, that's all. If you still want to read my work, go ahead. If you still enjoy what I create, thank you. Theme: A satisfying power fantasy.