[Crossover] Ode to the Ocean

This is a chaotic crossover world.

Sebastian: Once you reject faith, you can never pass through God's gates!

Koko Hekmatyar: All you bastards who don't understand the true meaning of peace can go to hell!

Isaac Netero: For demon exorcisms and pirate hunting, contact the Association! Fair prices, no discrimination!

Abe no Seimei: Association, please stop stealing work from us onmyoji. Thanks!

Sakata Gintoki: Cross-dressing in the Flower Capital pays double!? From today on, I'm the most loyal employee!

Wang Yao: Little sister! Has anyone seen my little sister?

It's also a world where heroes rise from every corner.

Gol D. Roger: Meeting on the sea is our destiny!

Edward Newgate: Gurararara! Wanna be my son?

Golden Lion Shiki: Roger, join forces with me!

Monkey D. Garp: You scum of the seas, all of you can drop dead!

Across the old era and the new, the big shots all share one beloved figure. She's God's favorite, the spirit of the sea, a princess adored by all and moving among the great powers!

Borsalino: God's favorite, the spirit of the sea? Yeeah... Just how much did Morgans get paid for this ad? Who comes up with such shameless lines?

Kuzan: Araa... (whispering: She's a little witch.)

Ivankov: Hm? Isn't she a pretty well-behaved girl?

Nico Robin: Ah Xi is clearly an angel!

Crocodile: Heh. Is there really anyone who doesn't know she's a little menace?

Perospero: Is there really anyone who doesn't know she's a little menace?

Spandam: Is there really anyone who doesn't know she's a little menace?

Rob Lucci: ...She's not that bad?

Buggy: She's nothing but trouble! Though... sob, sob... That brat promised to take care of me! It's all Shanks's fault!

Marco: ...Take care of you like a pet? She said she'd take care of me, too.

Bartholomew Kuma: She always wanted me to use my Devil Fruit powers to send her to see the River of Three Crossings, but in a way that would let her come back.

Queen Otohime: A beautiful woman dies young. Heaven is jealous of the gifted. Sigh!

Fisher Tiger: I burned down her family's house, took her posthumous work, and made her come see me off... But I still don't like humans!

Smoker: I saw her for the first and last time at the execution of the Pirate King... It wasn't until I joined Marine Headquarters that I realized her traces were everywhere.

Mont Blanc Cricket: The Golden Bell! Ah Xi, did you hear that? The Straw Hats found the City of Gold!

Blackbeard: Zehahaha! I'm a D, too, so I can see her spirit! I even dug up her grave. Why won't she follow me?

Cracker: Bastard! Who gave you permission to mention her!!!!

Donquixote Doflamingo: Fufufufufu! You bastards up there, do you have a problem with my queen? Insulting a World Noble is punishable by death!

Luffy: Queen!? Wasn't Ah Xi always single?

Ace: My godmother protected me both before and after her death. I can testify: she was definitely single!

Rosinante: Doffy, your delusions are getting worse.

Doflamingo: ...Dead people should keep quiet! Angelia died in my arms, and she can only ever be mine!

Ah Xi: ??? You're the one who's dead! Your whole family is dead! That bastard Doflamingo never followed through on a single thing he promised me. Get lost!

Destiny glitters with golden light as she flaps her butterfly wings. She is Ah Xi, a princess in a castle, a lost lamb, a disturber of time, a heretic who should never have existed.

At the crest of the waves where the old and new eras meet, she sings a song of the sea that belongs only to her, writing chapters of history that were never recorded.

A crossover primarily focused on One Piece. The heroine isn't strong, but her very existence is her golden finger.

There may or may not be a CP. Feel free to place your bets, but there may not be an actual romance plot (after all, this lousy author can't write romance).

I'm going to have fun with the handsome Marine and pirate guys (the older men were all ridiculously handsome when they were young, ah, swoon~).

I'm sensitive, so no personal attacks. If you can't handle it, click the X in the upper-right and move along.

Feel free to share your opinions, though I probably won't change anything, hahahaha.

There will definitely be plot points that don't match the original. One Piece belongs to Oda. Any OOC is my doing.

The characters I write definitely won't be exactly like the originals. Consider yourselves warned. If you can't accept that, make a quick escape.

I'm a complete beginner with terrible prose. I'm writing for fun, so I hope you'll bear with me, dear readers (bows).

Theme: The heroine is super beloved (probably?)