[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] Dio, Your Dad Is Too Strong

A goofy member of some JoJo group chat, Baozi is a Dio fan. One day, Miss Baozi transmigrated... She became a foreign thug! She had golden-yellow [?] hair! She became Dio's blood relative! Think she became Giorno Giovanna? No. She transmigrated into Dario Brando, the bald old dad whom Dio poisoned in the original story. Looking at his pregnant wife beside him, then at their ramshackle house, Baozi, the Dio fan, angrily slapped the table: How are we supposed to raise a child like this? So Baozi started working hard to make money. By the time 1880 arrived, the year Dio entered the Joestar household in the original story... Baozi: Sigh, somehow I've ended up richer and more influential than the Joestars... It's time to send Dio to Eton. He'll have to inherit my billions, after all. Dio: Haggard. Studying too much law slowly costs you your humanity.jpg [Before You Read] 1. Half research, half making things up. Some information is impossible to find, so there's nothing I can do... Many thanks to my group-chat friend Baozi for researching most of it!!! Please bear with me. 2. The protagonist Baozi is based on a real person, with some creative additions. She really is my group-chat friend, and this idea came from a brainstorming session in the group. Unless something unexpected happens, there may even be a sequel about DIO's grandpa x 3. Half crackfic, written at an elementary-school level. If it's not your thing, feel free to leave. Updates whenever the high-school student author gets around to it. 4. This is a Dio upbringing story, so the characters' personalities change a lot. Pure family love! Theme: A father's love knows no bounds