I Am Invincible

Request for advance notice of the following document: "I am a cook in the world" Origin: Looking through the Classics of Mountains and Seas, and seeing thousands of strange creatures, I always think that the meat of this animal should be crunchy or unusually chewy. It can be stir-fried, steamed, or braised. I prefer Sichuan food. Quack from the zoo. Protagonist: A Baize who loves to cook delicious food, the last Baize walking in the world. I work as a cook in the human world, I do shopping in the human world, and I work part-time as a ghost hunter in the human world. My biggest wish is world peace, so that my wife can be free to accompany me. Bai Ze: I don't know why these humans read my food diary as a strange novel. I opened the Classic of Mountains and Seas in confusion, and found out that it was full of delicacies, all of which I found out step by step. Baize, a born divine beast, understands all things and knows the state of all things in the past. (That's because she's delicious). She is the ancestor of all demon slayers. She was born to slay demons, catch ghosts and set up formations. Anecdotes. When the white water comes out, all the demons lurk. (Written on January 22, 2019, the copy has been screenshot) Old text: Title 1 "Don't Look Down on the Elderly": As the last god in the world, I think I should correct a problem for you modern people. ——That one over there! That's you! What does it sound like to bare your chest and back! ——And you! Why did you tear two holes in your fine pants? ——You still want to wear shorts? Aren't those white legs dazzling? ! It really pisses me off. Do you look down on the old man? The most egregious thing is that those scumbags in the sky actually moved because of unpaid wages. Fuck you Immeasurable Heavenly Lord. Modern Demon Realm Management Office: The old antique is born, so wear more clothes. Book title two: "I seem to have missed something when being protected as a cultural heritage": It's just that after two thousand years of drunkenness, he is the only immortal left? The world has changed a lot? ! Look at the humans over there, they were even better dressed than them in ancient times! There are also iron boxes scattered all over the house and iron lumps flying in the sky. Am I not drunk yet awake? The most important thing is that those scumbags in the sky actually moved because of their unpaid wages. Fuck you, Infinite Heavenly Lord. Modern Demon Realm Management Office: The old antique is born, so wear more clothes. Original text: copywriting What kind of life is the happiest? Well, probably a cat. Cheap, cool, and cold. ：， ，！ ! ! Yunze:... WTF> Intention: Don't compete with me, I'm afraid of myself when I'm surfing