Sister, Let Me Teach You How to Please Me

Copywriting: Min An never thought that one day he would pick up a woman with a broken leg in the alley. This woman was so drunk that she couldn't live in a wheelchair. Min An coldly called the police with a cigarette in her mouth, but unfortunately the other party grabbed her clothes and called her sister. "Sister, don't leave, I love you." As soon as she said this, the policeman who was about to take the person back looked at her coldly, "Same-sex couple?" Min An shook his head and threw away the cigarette obediently, "No, I don't like women." The well-informed police officer took one look at her mullet and then at her sloppy shirt. Isn't that all? "Police sister, you are stereotyping me! You must do otherwise!" Min An shouted loudly, apologizing for himself. "Min An, I would like to remind you that you must be a responsible person. Don't throw your girlfriend on the street when she is drunk. Take her home and communicate with her." The policeman asked Min An to take her home with her heartfelt words. In this way, Min An picked up a "lame girlfriend" who couldn't get rid of him. Min An lowered his head and looked at the woman who was grabbing his clothes and calling her sister, and wanted to give her a kick. Min An: With disheveled hair and drinking even if his leg is broken, he doesn't look like a good person. Lanran: I've said it many times, I didn't break my leg, I just lame it. Copywriting two: As a leading dancer in Beijing, Lanran experienced a broken leg and a breakup overnight. She experienced both of the two worst things in her life. A dancer's legs are her life. She may never be able to go on stage in her life. Her ankle suffered a comminuted fracture and the chance of being able to dance will be greatly reduced if it is cured. Lan Ran, who drank heavily day and night, was picked up and taken home by Min An and raised like a kitten. The two still live upstairs and downstairs, but have never seen each other. Fate comes from Min An's forced kindness. After living with Min An, Lan Ran lived a life of raising pigs three times a day. She likes to pull Min An to call her sister, sister. I also like to call her sister in bed. It's a pity that my sister just likes to work hard. This is true for cooking, and so is cooking. Who knew that Min An, who had healed her leg, left without saying goodbye, and did not go to see Lanran's first show back on stage. People disappear inexplicably. After finding the person, Lanran cried: You said you would be here all your life. Min An (pretending to be impatient and carefully giving her tears): I also told her not to cry and look annoyed. Names will appear later in the text. Note: The protagonist smokes for a reason. She is not the kind of person who never leaves her hand. She just likes to hold it and may not smoke for many days. Note: Lan Ran has an ex-girlfriend, Min An does not, and his mother is single. (Demining) Note: A little sour, but definitely sweet. Lanran is 24 years old and Min An is 30 years old. There is a 6-year age difference. The next article is "Farmer Girl Marries Noble Family Wife", also known as "Planning Evil" A woman disguised as a man, a single peasant girl. Living in a small border town, he married a noble lady who was sold. The ladies of the noble family were slaughtered, and on their wedding night, they were sold to the border. The noble woman's husband was worried that she would be implicated, so they secretly sold her out. On the fifth day, it was announced that she died of a sudden illness, and there was no more Gu Yanlin in the world. The desperate noble lady was sold to the border. The noble housewife with disheveled hair was sold to the only person who looked better. The two people's eyes met each other, one pair of eyes was clear and clean, and the other pair of eyes were determined to live. Gu Yanlin, taken from her grandfather's poem, Yanlin jumped to victory over Chu Ge, holding a gun and riding a horse to conquer Nanguan. Three generations of the Gu family were loyal, but they were falsely accused of surrendering to the enemy and treason, and their grandfather was poisoned. His father died on the battlefield, and his two brothers and aunt were all beheaded. The mother hanged herself and died, preserving the most basic dignity. No one dared to plead for mercy, and she was the only one left. Yan Lin's heart was filled with despair, and she no longer had any thoughts of survival. But he was filled with resentment and wanted to avenge his family. The peasant girl is a "hard-working" peasant woman, but she disguises herself as a man and lives on the border. The border is stable, the people are strong, there are no barbarian invasions, and everyone is happy. Until one day, a man came to the town and was betrayed. The peasant girl saw it and was begged to buy the other person. Peasant girl: a daughter-in-law sent from heaven. Note: The heroine did get married, but the marriage was because the family wanted to keep her and asked her to marry a civil servant, but the marriage was not consummated. Intention: A broken leg can be cured, but a broken heart cannot.