[Western Crossover] All My Favorite Ships Have Babies

Hill isn't a mutant. She's a superpowered person.

But her power is a little embarrassing.

It's called "Whichever couple I ship, that couple has a baby."

For a fujoshi, that's great... or is it?!

So Hill struggles to keep her desires in check, using her power only to bless her friends.

Until one day, she starts shipping superheroes.

Oh no, the Captain is pregnant!

Ahhh, Batman is pregnant too!

Wait, why is Superman pregnant too... which one of you is the top?!

Hill nervously keeps her secret identity hidden, until it gets exposed.

The whole story takes a turn.

Batman: Hill, the Joker is causing trouble again. Make him pregnant. Harley's genes should do nicely.

Charles: Hill, Erik is about to demolish the Golden Gate Bridge again. I'll sacrifice myself. Make him pregnant.

Steve: Hill...

Tony: Hill...

Hill reaches out in confusion: Wait, that's not how my power is supposed to work!

Theme: An unconventional way to deal with villains