I Dressed up as a Thunderbolt That Struck the Hero

[Copy of this article]: Xie Tingyun met the male protagonist in the original book for the first time. When Qingyan ascended to immortality, the man swept across the entire Scarlet Devil Mountain alone. At that moment, he secretly made up his mind that this man must not be messed with! Suddenly, a voice sounded in Xie Tingyun's ear: "Hello host, Thunder Tribulation System No. 001 Is at your service. Do you see the man underneath? Please strike him with lightning!" Xie Tingyun: Are you sure you don't want me to die? Xie Tingyun reacted belatedly, no wonder the clouds were shrouded in mist. It turned out that he had turned into a thundercloud, and his body was still transparent now. In order to recover, Xie Tingyun could only strike a thunderbolt on Qingyan's head in fear, severely injuring the male protagonist... Qingyan, who was struck, was secretly shocked. Why was there a person squatting on the cloud? Could it be a true immortal specializing in thunder tribulations? One way, two ways, three ways... Qingyan: Is it over? Why are you still hacking? Since cultivating to this level, no one has ever beaten Immortal Qingyan to such serious injuries. "Thunder Tribulation True Immortal, I will definitely pay you back a hundredfold in the future." Qingyan secretly made up his mind, but unexpectedly, the Thunder Tribulation True Immortal would become his disciple the next day. Xie Tingyun, who didn't know that his waistcoat had fallen off, was serious about being a good apprentice. Qingyan, who had originally planned to take revenge, suddenly found that this apprentice became more and more popular, easy to work, sweet-tongued, good at fighting and cooking. Xie Tingyun: Master, I know I was wrong (no sincerity). Qingyan: Cute, forgive me. Small Theater Qingyan raised his sword and stabbed it next to Xie Tingyun's head, threatening: "I once swore in my heart that I would return all the nine thunder tribulations to you——" Xie Tingyun was so frightened that she trembled slightly: "Master, are you going to kill me?" Qingyan's eyes darkened slightly and he said calmly: "No, I will marry you." Xie Tingyun:? ? Cold on the surface but jealous behind the scenes Master Gong × Showy on the surface and innocent on the surface [Highlight]: A brainless sweet article, just make it sweet. The author, a logic novice, just wants to write about sweet love. [Pre-receipt]: "I Conquer the World of Cultivation with Versailles" In his previous life, Xie An was the young master of a wealthy family, and he owned 18 large mansions. When he turned on his cell phone, it rang out more than a dozen alerts for the arrival of one million Alipay. At this time, he had to look helpless and say: "Sorry for disturbing everyone, my mobile phone is the latest model, I'm stupid and don't know how to mute the sound." As a result, he pretended to be retribution, stepped on dog poop and fell to death, and traveled through time. When he woke up again, he passed through Qidianwen and became the villain, the proud son of heaven, the Young Sect Master. The Young Sect Master's role in the entire book is as follows 1. In order to compete for the first place in the world, I worked hard to upgrade, but was slapped in the face by the male protagonist. 2. Upgrade and get slapped in the face by the male protagonist 3. Upgrade, get slapped in the face by the male protagonist and then become so angry that he burps. This is how Zhou Yu was so angry with Zhuge Liang back then. After Xie An sighed, he heard a ding in his mind, "Keyword capture completed, piss me off, respected host, the Versailles system is at your service. Our purpose is to piss others off with Versailles. The angrier the other party is, the faster the host will level up." Xie An:? Doesn't this conflict with my professional field? Kick the scumbag protagonist, punch the white lotus, what nonsense is the best in the world, a dragon's tail will kill you. Since then, the first proud man in the world of cultivation to ride a golden dragon to go shopping and buy groceries was born. If you are lucky enough to see him, please do not come up to talk to him, otherwise you may get a "Ah, I'm sorry, my little golden dragon, which is exclusive to the Jade Emperor, is too long. Is it blocking the way? Next time I'll change it to a regular unicorn. It seems that the unicorn is a bit too big. It's really annoying. So next time I'll have to ride the Qingmen Mountain Sword Immortal to go out." At this time, a passing Qingmen Mountain Sword Immortal said:? "Xie An, I think you didn't deal with enough last time." The sword fairy looked at him with a half-smile, then took him back to the cave like a chicken and threw him on the couch. Xie An smiled dryly and shrank into a corner, saying, "Master, I know I was wrong..." "Well..." "Who's riding whom, huh?" A low whimpering sound came from inside the cave, begging for mercy... The next day, the familiar vegetable market no longer had a man riding a dragon. There was only one poor little man who could only hold his waist while buying groceries. "What are you looking at? The sword fairy fell off yesterday. Do you have any?" The eldest young master of Versailles was criticized for his fake abstinence and true pornography *The restroom reading for logic noobs is about sand sculptures, cool writing, if you don't like it, kill me *The master attacks the disciple Purpose: Kind people will eventually reconcile with the world