People, Don't You Dare Peek at the Grass's Roots

[Feudal, Paternal Older Top x Delicate, Spoiled, Silly Beauty Bottom]

Now that spiritual arts have fallen into decline and the offerings of incense are scarce, Luomiao, a wishing spirit in the form of a herb who has gone hungry for years, decides to find work in the city, where he can scavenge the excess wish power humans give off and make ends meet.

After moving to the city, however, Luomiao discovers that he, who had been used to sleeping under the open sky in the mountains, is allergic to rain, gets a stomachache from tap water, has his leaf edges wither whenever the seasons change, and gets bullied by the city's mosquitoes...

Damn this human world! It's made him so fragile!

Just as Luomiao droops his little round leaves and prepares to pack up and head back home, things take a turn.

There's a man whose wish power tastes so delicious it makes him swoon, and who repeatedly waters him with the fragrant, luxurious water Luomiao craves.

At a banquet, he waters him with Norwegian oxygen-enriched water. On a cruise ship, with glacial water from the Tanggula Mountains. On a private jet, with deep ocean water from Hawaii...

Luomiao gets it.

Could this be a shy believer who has discovered his extraordinary identity, but only dares to make secret offerings to him?

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Lately, amid the crowds of admirers who have schemed and scrambled to throw themselves at him, Lu Rongshu has taken a little notice of one person.

The pretty young man may be young, but he's quite the operator. He has repeatedly managed to uncover Lu Rongshu's schedule and sneak in to lie in wait, staging one wet-shirt seduction after another.

But Lu Rongshu isn't interested.

One day, Lu Rongshu lets the pretty boy lead him into an empty room, intending only to see what new trick he has up his sleeve this time.

Then he sees the other boy tilt up his chin and say haughtily, "Human, I've decided to give you a title. From now on, you have my permission to water me openly and properly."

The pretty youth pokes Lu Rongshu imperiously. "Be more careful tonight. You didn't aim properly last time, so I only got one sip. You're such an idiot."

Lu Rongshu: ?

The bodyguards listening outside, waiting for orders: ...Damn, when can we clock out and gossip about the boss?!

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After enjoying months of good food and drink at the home of his chief believer, Luomiao finally realizes that the little flowerpot the man has offered him to sleep in is sinisterly designed: every single one is a clear pot with a removable outer shell.

His roots are such a sacred part of him, and this mere believer dares to sneak a peek!

Furious and embarrassed, Luomiao stamps at the man's broad, sturdy chest, like a city wall. "You scoundrel! I'm taking back your title!"

Lu Rongshu catches his soft, pale toes in one hand and presses their most delicate spot against his own heart. He laughs hoarsely. "Too late, my little Miao baby."

Reading notes:

1. One-on-one, happy ending, both each other's first, with a size difference and an age gap. A sweet little romance with no angst.

2. The bottom is a pampered, delicate, silly little darling, and gets all his knowledge of human society from surfing the internet.

3. The top doesn't realize his feelings at first. He's a stubborn traditionalist, but dotes on him.

Please add my sweet romance coming soon to your reading list! "Tyrant? Come Home with Me and Be a Furry!"

#Here, kitty kitty, come inside with me#

Tang Qi transmigrates into an interstellar world and ends up on the infamous Garbage Planet.

The good news: within five minutes, he finds a great job that provides room and board, just by getting his face recognized.

The bad news: his job is to be offered by space pirates to the tyrant as a plaything.

A fellow prisoner aboard the ship gives him a sympathetic warning: Garbage Planet is crawling with vicious Hunterfolk. Everyone can transform into a ferocious beast, and the Hunterfolk tyrant even has three different beast forms for land, sea, and sky. He's just as bloodthirsty and cruel off the battlefield, and has already played plenty of "offerings" to death.

Tang Qi, the Beast Taming Sect's sole heir and a wholehearted animal lover, lights up. "You mean everyone here can turn into a furry, and there's even a super furry king who can be three times as much furry?"

Is this heaven?! 🤩🤤

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Lately, the Hunterfolk emperor Lan Jia has felt that his capable subordinates are acting strangely.

The warmongers who used to turn meetings into all-night shouting matches now clock out on time, all smiles and good cheer.

One person might not be unusual, but when his marshal, high priest, and own brother all disappear at the same time, it gets very suspicious.

With a dark expression, Lan Jia checks the tracking reports. Every one of them has gone to the same place: the prison tower holding the space pirate beauty-trap spy.

That night, the emperor personally leads an assault on the prison tower to arrest the traitors conspiring with the enemy. But when he storms inside, he sees a shocking and utterly indecent scene:

His hulking, battle-hardened subordinates have all turned into cubs, wiggling their chubby tails as they fight over a tissue box and carrots to the boy's sweet cries of "Great job!"

And when faced with Lan Jia's enormous beast form, the boy isn't afraid at all. He simply stares at him with wide, shining eyes.

Lan Jia stays on guard, waiting to see what trick this remarkably capable spy will try next.

The boy runs over, excitedly grabs his sharp claw, and exclaims, "You're the legendary Woof-Woof King? I've been waiting for you forever!"

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A few months later.

The Federation unexpectedly discovers an S+ grade comforter capable of curing mental power disorder. The royal family is thrown into turmoil, with the upper ranks declaring that whichever prince marries this top-tier comforter is sure to secure the throne.

On the day the Hunterfolk army breaks through the Federation's central city, the little beauty with flying black hair rides on the back of a giant, fearsome wolf and turns down all his suitors with a single reply:

"Sorry, there's already a dog at home."

Bonus scene:

Tang Qi asks, "When will you finally let me see all three forms?"

Lan Jia's eyes turn dark. "Do you know that, to the Hunterfolk, saying that is no different from proposing?"

Tang Qi reveals a sly little dimple. "I'm asking if you want to come home with me."

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Theme: Humans and plants living together in harmony