The Little Evil Dragon Who Tried So Hard to Act Human Was Exposed

As a legendary evil dragon, Long Lie was taught from the time he was still an egg to keep a low profile. He must never let humans, especially armored dragon riders, discover him. They would do anything to steal a dragon's gold, enslave dragons, and torture them. They were even more terrifying than evil dragons.

If he ever had the bad luck to run into them, he should pretend to be a human infant. Humans were most helpless against that kind of creature.

The egg-bound Long Lie didn't take the warning seriously. But the moment he hatched, he was swept into a wasteland in another world and was about to be caught by a group of glittering "dragon riders."

With tears in his eyes, the little dragon decisively disguised himself as a human infant as fast as he could.

Then he clenched his tiny fists and cried out to the human at the head of the group in a babyish voice, "Daddy!"

Inside the mecha, Major General Chester's pupils shook with shock.

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In the interstellar era, humans had an exceptionally strong urge to dote on pets. Unfortunately, the environment was harsh and species were scarce, so humans settled for the next best thing and started making babies for fun.

When news that Major General Chester had a baby reached the imperial capital, everyone remained perfectly calm, entirely unfazed, except for the young men and women whose hearts shattered into pieces.

It was just a smelly, dirty little baby. Who didn't have one? If he didn't, they could give him a few.

That was, until Long Lie appeared on the interstellar web in his little dragon disguise.

The baby dragon sat in a teleportation ring, his soft little belly forming a plump mound. His tiny paws were clasped in front of his chest, his chubby long tail swished back and forth, and his huge, clear, lake-green eyes glistened with tears.

"Ahhh! I'm dying of cuteness!!"

"Plus one!"

"Add the whole galaxy!"

Long Lie's disguise had suddenly been blown. He hugged himself and roared ferociously, "Rawr~"

Humans, back off! Don't come near this dragon~

"I'm dying of cuteness! Even his voice is so adorable, sob!"

"Does Your Majesty need any more servants to clean up after you? I'll even be your foot-washing maid!"

The little tyrannosaur, who thought he was being very, very fierce, tilted his tiny head, which had just three hairs on it, and blinked in confusion.

Weren't humans supposed to hate evil dragons most of all?

On the other side of the interstellar web, Major General Chester watched the adorable little dragon and smiled as he tossed the cat costume in his hand into the trash.

Later, when the news that the little tyrannosaur was the major general's baby came out, the interstellar major general, with a trillion fans and a stellar reputation, was attacked across the whole internet. His fans abandoned him and turned on him, declaring: Chester doesn't deserve to be a dad! We'll do it instead!!!

#Why is your baby so much better than everyone else's?

Premise: Protecting rare animals is everyone's responsibility.