Why think you're so unlucky? Your family goes bankrupt, your parents disappear, and somehow you end up with a partner in a ghost marriage.
Well, a ghost marriage is still a marriage. At least you have a partner.
But less than a day after being forced into a relationship, He Bi gets dragged into an infinite survival dungeon!!!
Fine, infinite survival it is. Could he at least get a decent skill?
Other people get skills like a giant sword or unlimited ammo. Even the worst off have an evasion skill.
But his is "Passive/Active Skill: Shut the door and unleash Yi Nan."
He Bi can only ask: System, is that any way to behave?
After barely making it through his first dungeon, He Bi holds the system's reward, "a golden egg," and wears an utterly hopeless expression.
Then he sees its description: A golden egg. Smash it open and you are guaranteed to get a divine weapon. In an instant, he's as happy as a two-hundred-jin child.
Until a gold brick with a camera drops to the ground with a bang.
He Bi stares blankly. "What is this? A brick?"
Item description: A luxurious gold edition, high-definition livestream shopping phone. Can be used as a brick for a surprise attack when necessary.
He Bi's face goes cold. "Oh. It really is a brick."
During his first livestream, He Bi holds up his golden brick and sprints wildly with his head down, while a crowd of nonhuman creatures with bared teeth chases him.
The clueless viewers in the livestream chat ask: Is the streamer doing parkour or something?
He Bi: "No, no. My main job is selling stuff. Parkour-style extreme survival is just my side hustle."
An hour later, He Bi, completely out of breath, sits on the ground. "Don't come any closer! If you do, I'll shut the door and unleash the dog... no, unleash Yi Nan!"
The livestream viewers:
Some laugh: Is the streamer trying to be funny?
Others egg him on: Get him! Beat the crap out of him!
In the chaos, a crowd of nonhuman creatures gets beaten until they're bawling. The livestream chat is quickly overrun by copy-pasted comments: Report him, the streamer is cheating!
Rubbing his fists, He Bi picks through the creatures on the ground and grabs a ghost that's still mostly intact, pitching it on the spot to the livestream audience.
"Nonhuman creature auction! Viewers, don't miss out. Miss this deal and you'll lose a hundred million."
Western Demon King: This thing doesn't look very fresh.
He Bi lifts the ghost's already drooping arm and gives an awkward laugh. "It's in excellent condition. Take it home and raise it a little, and it'll be fresh, guaranteed."
The Grim Reaper Is Coming, Run: I think the streamer is selling fake goods.
I Am Qin Shi Huang: I second that.
Great Sun Tathagata: I think the one next to the streamer looks pretty good. How much for it?
He Bi glances at Yi Nan, who's giving off black smoke. "Not for sale. Get lost!"
Theme: People can be kind or wicked. Just stay true to your original intentions.
