Screenshot taken on 2020.4.21.
Song Nian is a walking disaster. She's not only afraid of dying, but cursed with terrible luck. One mishap after another, big and small, until one day her bad luck finally kills her. That's when she meets the System.
The System is just about to start rambling when Song Nian promptly drops to her knees and bangs her head against the electronic screen in front of her. Her bright eyes brim with tears. "Please, save me! I'll do anything, please!"
System: ?
Human witch X exiled dragon
System: "Insult him! Insult him! Hit him! Quick, quick, quick, pull out his dragon horn! Hurry!"
Song Nian looks at the enormous dragon before her. He's on his last legs, but could still kill her with one slap. Tears blur her vision. She's genuinely terrified!
The next second, Song Nian gets an idea. She lets out a delicate little roar at the evil dragon: "Why don't you take better care of yourself? You big dummy!"
Her slender fingers touch his enormous dragon horn and tug. It won't budge. "Wahhh, your horns have gotten so hard. It breaks my heart..."
The evil dragon Suyuan, who was about to kill her: ?
2. The Outcast evil monk X eldest princess:
After becoming an eldest princess, second only to the emperor and above everyone else, Song Nian discovers that things aren't at all what she imagined. Apart from power, she has nothing, and she's surrounded by a bunch of little demons who want to kill her. She's also terribly unlucky: she chokes even when drinking water, and she's both broke and cursed with bad luck.
After a rough stretch, Song Nian accepts her lot and heads to a temple for help, bringing along a large group of servants she bought on the cheap.
Fo Jie takes a quiet look at the dilapidated carriage, joins his hands, and says compassionately, "Amitabha. Benefactor, I'm afraid my Buddha does not save the poor."
Song Nian refuses to take no for an answer. She goes to great lengths to get him on her side, and gets free ghost removal out of it.
As time passes, she watches him casually say "Amitabha" before striking down one person after another, and get so excited at night that he seems high.
Song Nian is numb. "Heh, I've messed up again. This guy's scarier than ghosts. To hell with monks."
3. The movie emperor's number-one anti-fan X the movie emperor hated by the whole internet
System: "Spread rumors! Spread rumors! Hate on him and he'll hit you. Hate on him and he'll sleep with his fans!"
Song Nian thinks about how her predecessor met her end and exploits a loophole in the task. She creates two accounts.
Anti-fan: "Lu Ze has a terrible temper in private. Oh my god, he actually asked me to meet him at a hotel?"
Fan club president: "The first 100 people to repost my Lu-ge's promo video get a 1,000-yuan red packet! Quick, get moving!"
Song Nian's luck is awful. A Weibo bug gives her away anyway.
With a murderous look on his face, Lu Jingze grips her by the throat. "Was it fun staging all that yourself? Sleeping with fans? You're unbelievable."
Song Nian bursts into tears. How could this go wrong too?
The male lead is the same person in every world. Other worlds to be decided~
Reading guide: Super sweet~ + one-on-one romance + a heroine who's extremely timid, unlucky, and accident-prone
Theme: Brave Song Nian, afraid of no hardship
