"Your Majesty! Where's your sword in the stone?!"
"Someone, come cut him down! The Lord of the Main Hall has gone out alone again!!"
"He really won't stay dead! Please use your Sun Blade to cut his neck!!"
The increasingly desperate crowd touched their ever-receding hairlines and cried out indignantly: "Why won't you bring a sword?!"
The protagonist: "A sword can't wield a sword. We're repelled by our own kind."
Everyone: ???
Who are you trying to fool?! How could anyone look at him and not see a person?!
Later
"Please tell us briefly how you've changed after successfully saving the world."
The protagonist (giving a thumbs-up): "Thanks for asking. I'm in Japan, just got here, and I've found someone to use me. So far, so good."
Everyone: ?????
※※※ Please read before enjoying ※※※:
1. My one true favorite is Hibari, my one true favorite is Hibari, my one true favorite is Hibari. I have to say it three times, so the heroine will either end up with no one or with the Chairman. The romance tag is there because I don't want readers who only like stories without couples to get caught off guard.
2. I write by the principle that if you love the villains, let them die properly, and if you love the protagonists, let them live happily. Villain fans, please take note.
3. To me, characterization comes before everything. I can't stand characters acting out of character just to move the plot along. You can call me out for making a character OOC, but don't give the stupid excuse that you just don't like where the plot is going.
4. If you don't like it, close the page. Just don't let me know.
Theme: A sword cannot choose whom it cuts, but it can choose its master.