She Always Thinks I'm Straight

Cool, aloof, secretly seductive, black-hearted top × haughty, icy, clever, doting bottom

Blurb One:

Su Qingye sneaked back to the country, and the moment she landed, she went street racing. It turned into a huge fiasco, and she wound up at the police station.

Making such a big commotion in the middle of the night finally let her see the person she had been longing for.

My beloved, she would arrive in a helicopter, with everyone watching...

But in reality... before she could even get a proper look at her crush, the police pointed their guns at her and dragged her out of the car...

Yes, in front of a huge crowd, I, a "delicate and helpless" woman, was escorted into a police car...

Blurb Two:

Su Qingye came back to the country for the older woman she'd been in love with for four years, but it seemed her crush only wanted to be her big sister.

And this big sister actually thought she was straight???

So when Su Qingye heard that Gu Jinyang had turned down her own older brother, saying she already liked someone, she couldn't sit still.

She made an excuse to move into Gu Jinyang's home and started testing the waters, stirring up trouble on every possible front.

Gu Jinyang had always thought Su Qingye was straight, especially after seeing that possibly-confessional post on Weibo.

She felt like a pig had just snatched away the cabbage she'd worked so hard to grow.

Little did she know Su Qingye felt exactly the same way.

And so Gu Jinyang was left to endure Su Qingye's reckless flirting every day, feeling heartsick and questioning her whole life.

A straight girl's flirting really is lethal.

It wasn't until one day that Gu Jinyang learned what it felt like to have the person you liked like you back.

Especially when that person stood with the light behind her, smiling so warmly it was dazzling. "I like you. Did you know that?"

Later, she asked, "So, Miss Gu, would you give me a title?"

*Mutual crush

*22 × 28

*Same-sex marriage is legal

Coming next: The Scandalous Actress Is a Clingy Sweetheart (see my profile)

Actress Jing Xi has a face that could topple kingdoms, but her reputation in the entertainment industry is terrible. She gets a new rumored boyfriend every half a month, and they're all young, up-and-coming heartthrobs. She accounts for half the industry's scandals.

Later, people noticed that the scandal-plagued actress seemed to have "gone straight." This frequent trending-topic fixture hadn't been on the hot search for more than half a year.

At last, when Jing Xi had a new rumored partner, an entertainment reporter went straight to her and asked what she thought of xxx, the young heartthrob in question.

For once, Jing Xi didn't give an evasive answer. With a cold expression, she said very seriously, "That's not true. Don't spread rumors. The kid at home will get upset."

The whole internet exploded. Actress Jing had really "gone straight"...

At the same time, Jing Xi looked at the person who wasn't saying a word and drew out her voice in a coquettish plea. "Shengsheng, he was deliberately trying to get close to me. I don't even know him."

Gu Niansheng: "Oh."

Jing Xi: "..."

Later, Jing Xi brought her little sweetheart onto a talk show, and only then did her fans find out who the "kid" she'd been talking about was. It was Gu Niansheng, who had mysteriously left the entertainment industry after starring alongside Jing Xi in a same-sex romance film four years ago!

The host asked, "Niansheng, why did you leave the industry after making just one movie?"

Gu Niansheng glanced coolly at Jing Xi, who was beaming. "She tricked me into making it."

The host then turned to Jing Xi. "Teacher Jing, can you tell us what left the deepest impression on you about Niansheng?"

Jing Xi ground her teeth slightly and gave an awkward but polite smile. "Shengsheng is face-blind. Every time she sees me, she asks, 'Who are you?'"

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