Your Bat Is Here, Please Sign for It (Western Crossover)

[Next up: The Fake Young Master Doesn't Want to Become the White Moonlight of a Brooding Villain] [If you enjoyed this, please leave a rating if you have a moment (?°з°)-] [This novel will be VIP-exclusive starting July 24. I'll post 10,000 words on release day ^ω^] Chu Yanning downloaded an app that let him chat with AI versions of his idols. He knew it was just an ordinary fantasy roleplay app, so he chatted casually. Young Tony: What should I do if my dad doesn't care about me? Chu Yanning: Act cute, pout, and throw yourself on the floor! Adult Tony: What should I do if I have a falling-out with a teammate? Chu Yanning: There are countless people in the world who support you. Don't waste your life on just one person! Besides, everyone loves Tony! [Your friend: A gift from Tony has arrived. Please sign for it.] Staring at the golden sports car outside his front door, Chu Yanning thought: ??? Is this for real? Young Dean: What do I do if Mom is on fire? Chu Yanning: Hurry, there's no time to lose! Call the fire department! Adult Dean: My dad has been hunting demons for months and never comes home. My mom's threatening to divorce him. What do I do? Chu Yanning: Use your fists to make him feel how deeply his family loves him! Adult Dean: Great, you've been a huge help. I hear you've been having trouble with Gabriel lately? I've got a weapon here that can kill angels. [Your friend: Dean's Spear of Longinus has arrived. Please sign for it!] Chu Yanning, holding the Spear of Longinus: ??? Young Batman: To investigate more effectively, I need to create a persona that will put people at ease. Chu Yanning: How about the persona of Brucie Baby? Adult Batman: There's a powerful person in the city next to mine. I'm calculating my odds of winning. Chu Yanning: Don't panic. So what if he's the god among men? He'll still kneel before your ability to throw money around. Tell him you're the one with the money! Consultant Batman: I've been voted out of the League. Chu Yanning: ...Why don't you come over? I could comfort you. [Your friend: Big Bat has arrived. Please sign for him!] Batman, who somehow just managed to meet his online friend in person: ...? Staring at the dark figure standing outside his front door, Chu Yanning thought: ??? 1. The pairing is with Batman. Happy ending. 2. Contains original elements. The original timeline will be rearranged and changed to some extent. 3. No secondary pairings. Please add these to your reading list: [Western Crossover] The Villains All Want Me to Go Home and Inherit the Family Business, paired with Batman [Western Crossover] The World Belongs to Problem Children, paired with Superman [Interstellar] After I Got Intermittent Amnesia, My Nemesis Took Me Home, an original character pairing _(:з"∠)_ Completed old work: [Western Crossover] I Heard Collectible Figures Are Sacred Relics for Summoning Superheroes Theme: The person who's right for you has always been out there.