Dear readers, I'm very sorry that personal circumstances have kept me from updating. I'll gradually resume updates soon.
Also, after such a long hiatus, I've almost forgotten the story. I've reorganized the outline and made some changes to the Origin: Unrequited Love arc. The Seven Heroes and Five Gallants: Qin Xianglian arc will be heavily revised. Those chapters will be locked for now, then released gradually once the revisions are done.
Feng Miaomiao is a carefree, irrepressible (sweet and adorable) gaming enthusiast who's been single since birth for ten thousand years. After she dies, she's bound to the Cannon Fodder System and has to fulfill the wishes of cannon-fodder heroines to stay alive.
Those awful scumbag men won't break up? Are they saving them for the New Year or something?
But most of the cannon-fodder heroines wish for the scumbag to have eyes and a heart for her alone.
That's way too hard!
Feng Miaomiao can't be bothered with these missions, so she tells the System to figure something out. The System readily agrees.
From then on, her missions get even more bizarre. She goes from cannon-fodder heroine to cannon-fodder villain, and then to a man who castrates himself...
Still, no matter how bizarre the mission, Feng Miaomiao figures all she has to do is be herself. At worst, she can heft her greatsword and swing it at their faces, teaching those scumbags why flowers are so red.
Even so, as Feng Miaomiao makes her way through one world after another, her worldview is shattered and her modesty is left in tatters.
Warnings: Private headcanons are everywhere, and OOC is common. Little angels, just enjoy it as a story. Canon purists, please stay away. If you don't like it, click the X.
Skits:
Shangguan Feiyan: I want every good man in the world to see me as the one and only.
Feng Miaomiao: Keep dreaming.
Lin Pingzhi: I want every man under heaven to become like me and learn the Sunflower Manual.
Feng Miaomiao, utterly shocked: Like you how? Are they all going to cut one off?
Dongfang Bubai: I want to become a real woman.
Feng Miaomiao: I can't do that!
Li Mochou: He Yuanjun must die.
Feng Miaomiao: Trust me, you'll die even sooner than she will.
Lin Shiyin: I... I want to bring my cousin and Long Xiaoyun together.
Feng Miaomiao: ...Why does this seem even harder than Shangguan Feiyan's mission? I'm going bald.
Theme: Inner strength is true strength
Your Mission Is Complete [Wuxia Crossover]
[The Grave Robbers' Chronicles] Reboot + The Ultimate: Meeting an Interesting Soul
[Joy of Life] When the Immortal Descends
[Wuxia Crossover] The Amnesiac Master Teaches You How to Be Human
[Wuxia Crossover] My Fate Is Mine to Decide: Extras
[Wuxia Crossover] My Fate Is Mine, Not Heaven's
Tang Yifei's Extra Chapter
Tang Yifei's Journey of Repaying a Debt [Quick Transmigration]
Bao Zheng: This is the first time in many years that my case has been clearly arranged.
I feel that this heroine is better than Tang Yifei. Tang Yifei feels like she is suppressing the world of martial arts by relying on the secret book of cultivating immortality with Golden Finger. Moreover, Tang Yifei sends the secret book of cultivating immortality everywhere, and then the author writes about those who get the secret book and become immortals. No one can survive the disaster. No novel about cultivating immortality dares to write such a rate of becoming immortal.
Mu Taoist has invited the old Wang next door home, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Blind box is too unfriendly to non-Emirates
Chen Dong is indeed Chen Shimei's son
That cloaked man can't be some martial arts veteran, right?
Good(○^?^)??
Those years of being cheated and being cheated
Tang Yifei is here to make soy sauce... I said that the setting of Time Travel Division is a bit familiar.
Zhuo Donglai… It's outrageous to dare to ask Mr. Zhuo to kill someone for her.