[The group's next novel, The Golden-Eating Beast from the Sky Is Three and a Half, is now underway! Go check it out!]
Blurb:
Qiu Qiu, an honor student and dedicated senior-year homeroom teacher, transmigrates into the protagonist of a tragic romance novel. Raised by relatives in the countryside, she has no hope of getting into college. She ends up working, meets a scumbag male lead, and suffers a miserable fate.
After transmigrating, honor student Qiu Qiu changes her fate at its source and gets into the most famous high school in the country.
She thinks her life will have no more dramatic twists, but then she finds herself in a strange class.
All the students in the class are protagonists from tragic romance novels.
It's a crucial time for their college entrance exams, yet nobody in class is studying. Instead, they're slowly following their storylines.
A poor but beautiful, delicate flower gets led astray by a rich heir and has her whole life ruined.
A hothead gets jealous and hurts someone, then ends up in prison.
Childhood friends quarrel, and one storms out in a fit of pique, never to be seen again.
A top student fights back against school bullying, accidentally kills someone, and gets sentenced to life in prison.
A rich heiress is led down a path of no return and squanders her family's fortune.
In the classroom, Qiu Qiu pushes up her glasses and slams a thick stack of exam papers onto a desk. "What's the most important thing in your senior year? Studying! Sit down, everyone! Time to do practice questions!"
Outside the classroom, Qiu Qiu goes to the police station and hands over a thick stack of evidence. "These scumbags are all adults. You can arrest them and rid the people of these menaces!"
The darkened villain, who has a name but no ending, corners Qiu Qiu against the wall. "I heard you want to teach me to study hard and improve every day?"
Qiu Qiu: "Have you finished your practice papers?"
Darkened villain: "You won't even let me get close to other girls?"
Qiu Qiu: "Go home tonight and get your hair cut short."
Darkened villain: "You like me with short hair? I'll make you happy."
Qiu Qiu: "Bring your parents in tomorrow. I need to have a serious talk with them."
Darkened villain: "Meeting my parents this soon? I'm not ready yet."
Qiu Qiu: "???"
After the college entrance exams, Qiu Qiu's parents kick her out and force her to follow the original story.
But to their surprise, luxury cars are already parked outside, and the place is packed with people.
"Class monitor, come live at my house!" The rich heiress clings to her arm and wheedles, "You can play with all my Barbie dolls. Dad says he'll pay for your education."
"Of course she's coming to my house!" The school bully tries to snatch her away. "The class monitor is my brother!"
"Move! My parents said they'd adopt the class monitor as their daughter!" Her childhood friend refuses to be outdone.
"Class monitor, my house is small, but my grandma's cooking is delicious." The delicate flower squeezes through shyly.
Darkened villain: "That's enough. My sweetheart is coming with me, of course."
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New novel: The Golden-Eating Beast from the Sky Is Three and a Half [Now underway!]
A little golden-eating beast breaks a heavenly law and is kicked down to the mortal realm to undergo a trial. She becomes the foolish three-year-old heiress of the fabulously wealthy Lin family.
Fate Deity: To pass your trial, you have to save everyone in the Lin family.
The golden-eating beast clenches her tiny fists. "Okay!"
The wealthy parents are driven to divorce by a green-tea System woman, forcing Mom to run away while pregnant. Her brother, a pianist who has seen through worldly vanities, is resented by his reborn girlfriend and leaves the industry after his hand is injured. Her sister, a top-tier star with a hopelessly romantic streak, is treated as a rival by a quick transmigration woman, and her name is dragged through the mud.
Fate Deity: So what are you going to do?
The golden-eating beast, who followed her mother after she left with nothing and became a film-studio makeup artist, lifts a huge rice paddle. "Eat!"
Ever since the Lin family found their runaway wife and their three-year-old heiress, the family's whole vibe has changed.
Her cold, aloof CEO father: "My daughter's so chubby. She'll never find a husband when she grows up, so I'll prepare a fortune for her to live on! Green tea, get lost!"
Her mother, an actress back at the top of her game: "Men and green tea, get lost! My daughter and my career are what I want!"
Her genius pianist brother: "I'll keep my hand. My sister hasn't eaten enough gold yet. I'll hold another concert."
Her hopelessly romantic top-tier star sister: "My sister likes that actor? Okay, I'll call his agent and have him be my sister's driver."
Onlookers: What's so special about that tiny little chubby kid?!
Then they see the golden-eating beast chowing down in every show featuring the Lin family!
Onlookers: She's not fat! She's just a little chubby!
The golden-eating beast couldn't be happier with her life, until she discovers that the future villain who will seize the Lin family's wealth and fame is only seven years old, and looks exactly like a miniature version of her master?!
Little golden-eating beast: "Poor little thing, don't be scared. Your godmother will protect you."
Her young master, in the middle of his trial, with no memories and haunted by evil spirits, looks at the tiny girl in front of him. "...You're very cute, and I am touched, but something about this feels a little strange."
Coming soon: The Darkening Saintess System Must Level Up
Lots of old-fashioned novels have a saintly character. She's simple, kind, hardworking, and always willing to sacrifice herself, only to meet a tragic end. Then one day, these saintly characters foresee their terrible fates...
And so the Saintess System was born!
"Can you keep being misunderstood by the male lead, tormented by the rival, and exploited by your family, then die miserably and live on in other people's memories?"
"Get lost!"
The Saintess System gets fired for failing its missions, then turns dark. The darkened Saintess System decides: There will be no more saintly women in this world! All those lousy men had better come chase my heroines!
[Satisfying face-slapping and leveling-up story]
#Where does the groveling-to-win-her-back trope come from? #
#The saintly women are rising up together! #
First story: Abandoned wife in a wealthy family. A laid-back, procrastinating, shopaholic couch potato X a perfectionist with obsessive-compulsive tendencies.
Second story: Secretly in love with the top student. An unremarkable, well-behaved girl X a cool, arrogant, rich heartthrob.
Third story: She really was just passing by a crime scene, but the detective thinks she's the murderer. An unlucky goofball trying her best to get by X a genius detective with zero life skills.
Fourth story: Teamed up with a scheming attention-seeker on a talent show. A beautiful, sweet-voiced, talented young woman X a cold, sharp-tongued, scheming mentor.
Fifth story: The scapegoat female support in a tower-pushing game. An unlucky support who could live off her looks but insists on relying on her skills X a short-tempered, wolfish genius ADC.
Theme: Students should focus on their studies. Studying can change your fate.
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No, it's really funny hahahahaha
She doesn't like this kind of roommate. She has no sense of boundaries. She is just a roommate, and she only met her roommate not long ago during her freshman year. Who does she think she is?
I always thought I had finished this article.
Spread the flowers Spread the flowers Spread the flowers
Finished reading! Very nice! I will recommend it to my friends! Very recommended!
The writing is very good. The first ten chapters are not included in the main text and it is very enjoyable to read. I'm such a bastard.
Come on, goodbye everyone. Goodbye. It's over! ! ! !
Go ahead, fearless girls
Ah! I hope all girls can have a choice! Come on! !
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No, it's really funny hahahahaha
She doesn't like this kind of roommate. She has no sense of boundaries. She is just a roommate, and she only met her roommate not long ago during her freshman year. Who does she think she is?
I always thought I had finished this article.
Spread the flowers Spread the flowers Spread the flowers
Finished reading! Very nice! I will recommend it to my friends! Very recommended!
The writing is very good. The first ten chapters are not included in the main text and it is very enjoyable to read. I'm such a bastard.
Come on, goodbye everyone. Goodbye. It's over! ! ! !
Go ahead, fearless girls
Ah! I hope all girls can have a choice! Come on! !