Please Don't Offend the Healer [Infinite]

Important notice: The author has been busy with things three times recently, so updates will temporarily switch to every other day. Updates should return to normal in about ten days. A bow to all my dear readers! A mysterious invitation draws Ke Yun into a real-life game. There's no surviving, only dying. Ke Yun, with no way to escape: ...All right. I've been an MMO tank for ten years. It's just a game, so what do I have to fear? [Please choose one of the following classes] A. Light Priest B. Mermaid Singer C. Barefoot Doctor D. Random (This option carries considerable risk. Please choose with caution.) Wait! Why are all three listed classes healers? Ke Yun: This has to be a conspiracy, so I'll choose random. [Congratulations! You have drawn the rare class: Holy Angel.] Ke Yun: I slowly type a question mark. Couple: A mischievous, secretly scheming heroine who gets up to no good now and then x a background-character hero who keeps disconnecting Warnings: 1. A lighthearted, fast-leveling power fantasy with an unapologetically idealized heroine. 2. Mainly plot-driven. No romance in the early chapters, and the hero appears later. Once he shows up, expect fireworks. 3. I aim to update daily, usually around midnight. I'll ask for leave when necessary, but I won't abandon the story. Anti-piracy: 50% ratio, 36 hours. [The cover was scribbled by the author, who's a total hack. I'm having such a hard time.jpg] ----- Upcoming story: My Fiance Always Thinks I'm Going to Run Off with Someone Else ----- On Cheng Yan's twentieth birthday, he unexpectedly gained someone else's memories, overturning his entire worldview. He was actually a cannon-fodder supporting male character in a male power fantasy novel with a horrendous moral compass. And the fiancee he'd cherished for years was going to be stolen by that so-called "hero"! How could he allow that? From then on, he set out to sabotage the original plot and cling to his fiancee for dear life. Tan Si recently noticed that her childhood sweetheart and fiance had suddenly become paranoid. The guy who used to be ice-cold had turned into a total clingy pest, and was showing inexplicable hostility toward a man she'd never even met... Well, what else could she do? Spoil him, of course. Original hero: "You are the brightest jewel in the empire. Though I am as lowly as an ant in the mud, I am deeply drawn to your radiance. Please give me a chance to follow you. In time, I'll prove that I am the person most suited to you in this world." Cheng Yan: "Ptooey! Sisi, that guy talks so disgustingly. If he knows he isn't good enough for you, why does he keep running his mouth?" Tan Si: "...Mm." Original hero: "You shouldn't let a man who relies on his ancestors' protection and has accomplished nothing hold you back. We are the ones with a shared goal to strive for." Cheng Yan: "Homewrecker. Shameless. Ptooey!" Tan Si: "Mm, he is shameless." Couple: A fake green tea, real drama king of a devoted, obsessive hero x a calm, calculating heroine who plays along with your act and is ten out of ten deaf and blind Extra sweet. Theme: Don't hurt others, or you'll have no friends.