You'd Bite Even a Beta?

[My upcoming story, My Little Taoist Temple Became a Hit After I Married into a Wealthy Family, is now open for preorders!] [An unconventional ABO story, a cheerful little sweet treat] Lin Nanxing, the young master of the Lin family, is a Beta. Frail and sickly since childhood, he grew up surrounded by medicine and was raised to be even more delicate than an Omega. On the day of his coming-of-age ceremony, he made a wish: I want to live to a hundred. A Life-Prolonging System appeared out of nowhere: [Task One: Knock on your roommate's door.] Lin Nanxing hurriedly moved into the dorm and knocked. His handsome, pale-faced roommate opened the door with a blood bag between his teeth. [Task Two: Compliment your roommate.] Looking at his roommate's sharp, bloodstained canine teeth, Lin Nanxing sincerely praised him: "Your teeth are so white." * Hodel is a vampire who disguises himself as a Beta to attend a human school and experience life. He has been there for over a year and has never even met his roommate, so he's a little curious. One day, someone knocked on his door. His roommate was a fragrant little cutie. Hodel was so nervous his heart nearly leaped out of his chest! "Your teeth are so white." Thump. Hodel's heart, dormant for many years, beat once. Notes: 1. Unconventional ABO, modern ABO setting. (ABO is so good!) 2. The bottom changes from Beta to Omega, and the top pretends to be a Beta but is actually an Alpha. There will be heats, but no children. 3. A matchmaking System disguised as a life-prolonging System. The top is tsundere to the core. 4. This is fiction. If you're going to take it seriously, please go read literary fiction. 5. Anti-piracy is enabled. If you see repeated chapters, clear your cache or purchase the missing chapters. Please add these upcoming sweet treats to your collection o(*////▽////*)q 1. Your Brain Is the One That's Broken! Mu Ran is a minor actor. He's got a good family, good looks, and a great boyfriend, but his acting is terrible. During a shoot, he accidentally hits his head and starts believing he's a character from one of the awful movies he starred in. The doctor advises his boyfriend: Play along. The first time he has an episode, Mu Ran thinks he's the protagonist of an angst story, tortured in body and soul, forced to donate a kidney and suffer a miscarriage. He clutches his stomach. "My baby... Xie Chuanbai, you monster!" Xie Chuanbai loosens his tie. "I'll get you pregnant again." The second time, Mu Ran thinks he's the protagonist of a melodramatic story about being forced into a relationship. Mu Ran turns deathly pale. "Brother, no... We can't do this." Xie Chuanbai unbuckles his belt. "Your surname is Mu and mine is Xie. What's wrong with that?" 2. My Little Taoist Temple Became a Hit After I Married into a Wealthy Family Si Huai, the long-lost son of the Si family, has finally been found. But he spends all day dabbling in superstition and crooked practices, so the Si family can't stand it and sends him off to marry into the Lu family. Si Huai was born with a gift for the occult, but his body is so extremely yang that ghosts and gods avoid him. He has visited haunted buildings and cursed houses all over the place, yet hasn't encountered a single supernatural event. On the first day of matchmaking, Si Huai meets the first ghost of his life. Overjoyed, he rubs the ghost's head and tells his match, "I can tell from reading your fortune that we'll marry young." Lu Xiuzhi: "..." * Lu Xiuzhi is a business tycoon with a vast fortune, but his body is extremely yin and attracts ghosts. As long as he stays with someone extremely yang, he can escape the evil spirits that haunt him. So Lu Xiuzhi marries Si Huai. One day, he comes home from a business trip. He finds that the house has become a Taoist temple. Si Huai is sitting with his legs crossed, watching a crowd of ghosts burn incense and bow. "Other people get their living from their founding master. I get mine straight from Heaven, so the Heavenly Dao is my founding master." "No cutting in line. One ghost at a time." "A civilized city depends on every ghost doing their part." Lu Xiuzhi: ??? Theme: Treasure life, stay positive, and make your dreams come true.