When Lu Yu was first captured and taken to the planet Selening to work as a streamer, he thought, You people are going to get busted in an anti-porn campaign. Later, he found out it was game streaming. Oh, that's fine then. Dota or PUBG? Then he found out he was streaming rock-paper-scissors. He took a drag on his cigarette, sat in a corner, and told his viewers, "Don't ask. I'm doing this for love, with no expectation of a reward." Later still, Lu Yu discovered that the gaming industry here was a vast blue ocean, the kind he could jump into and swim around in to his heart's content. Lu Yu laughed. "I'm back in business."
When he met Lin Mumu, Lu Yu said, "Mumu, don't be so nice to me. You know I don't like people saying I'm living off someone else's money."
Lin Mumu: "Really?"
Lu Yu: "No. Please let me live off you a little more."
Lin Mumu: "There's something serious I need to tell you."
Lu Yu: "Mumu, before you say it, I want to tell you something."
Lin Mumu: "What is it?"
Lu Yu: "When people commit a crime together, if one person succeeds, they all succeed."
Lin Mumu: "..."
Also known as The Interstellar Department of Strategic Deception: Accept Earth's judgment!
Lu Yu x Lin Mumu. Some parts are silly, some are serious, and there's lots of wordplay, with jokes of all kinds from every corner of the world. The title is a bit tongue-in-cheek, and this isn't a story about clinging to someone powerful.
A seemingly serious, smooth-talking, flexible pursuer x a truly serious, cool-headed warlord who is the pursued.
Theme: No matter what kind of cards life deals you, you have to play them out.
Okay, goodbye. I look forward to seeing you next time~
I can't believe you actually did this to me (referring to not updating for four months)
Mumu is so cute, I want to snatch it away without showing it to Bass!
Lock it up quickly, ah ah ah ah
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, kiss!!!!
? Most people update more when they have free time. I update more when school starts. When I get to school and feel depressed, I update like crazy.
Mumu's cooking skills are great!!! No wonder Bass likes him so much [Yin Yang Wei Qi. Jpg] [Ghost Face. Jpg]
Very good, very interesting 233333
I saw that he had "become a real person". I was shocked and thought I had entered a metaphysical channel.
"The other side is breathing evenly"... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha