The Joy of Gossip Is Beyond Your Imagination (Book Transmigration)

Ning Zhi transmigrates into a gaming novel as a scummy catfish, and starts out with four current partners: A passionate, generous CEO; A scheming, ruthless wolf cub; A soft, clingy puppy; A flashy, nouveau-riche tycoon. The scummy man uses fake photos to string along these four top players, scamming them for money and gear. In the end, he gets seduced by them instead, and is tossed aside after they've had their fun. To avoid the same fate as the character in the book, Ning Zhi decides to keep all four relationships afloat while trying to turn this five-sided love affair into a brotherly friendship. But... Every time he goes on a date (not really) with one of the top players, there's always a familiar ID watching the show. With the straight puppy: Ning Zhi: You're so good to me, so good that I want to... I want to get it on with you! Puppy: …?? Ning Zhi: Would you be willing to get it on with me? Spectator: ... With the loud, carefree tycoon: Ning Zhi: I'm not a bottom. If you're okay with that, let's meet up tomorrow and give it a try. Tycoon: ?????? You're gay? Ning Zhi: I wasn't before, but I am now that I've met you. Spectator: ??? With the total-bottom CEO: Ning Zhi: I-I'm a total bottom, so go easy on me later. CEO: What the hell? Aren't you the top? Spectator: !!! With the scheming wolf cub: Wolf Cub: I'm mad. I need kisses and cuddles to feel better. Ning Zhi: Are you sure? Fifteen minutes later, Ning Zhi corners him in the middle of the road. Ning Zhi: Didn't you say you needed kisses and cuddles to feel better? So here I am. Wolf Cub: Help! Gu Yijun, who watched the whole thing and thoroughly enjoyed all the gossip, at first: Gu Yijun: That's incredible, bro. You can keep four relationships going without sinking a ship? Later: Gu Yijun: Is my hair about to change color? Reading notes: * The protagonist is the pursuer, with one-on-one romance. * A goofy story with no logic, just for fun. * Expanded from a short story in The Male Lead Ran Off with the Scummy Man. Some plot points will be changed and adjusted. * A lightweight story with rough writing and no logic. No need to think too hard while reading. * Please refrain from malicious leaderboard comparisons and malicious reviews intended to disparage the story. Written on 2020/04/16 Theme: Be sincere when interacting with others, and use fewer tricks and lies.