Wang Xin accidentally got hold of an account on a mysterious forum.
On an assassin forum, he pretended to be a veteran and talked at length about how to rake in money, gaining a bunch of assassin fans with little education.
On a Black Mafia forum, he pontificated about world affairs. Members from all walks of life thought some big shot had suddenly appeared, and nervously carried out his orders.
Then a mysterious force dumped him into those worlds:
He was holding a meeting for the junior assassins, with rows of eager eyes looking up at him, hungry for knowledge.
And so Wang Xin was promoted to a big shot who could talk big in person.
"Ahem. To be an assassin, you have to... be ruthless."
But just when he'd managed to bluff his way through it,
he discovered that all the people he'd flirted with online were showing up at his door one by one.
A mummy-like weirdo wrapped in bandages: "C-could you insult me one more time?"
Someone whose secret identity claimed to be six feet tall, though they were actually five foot three: "Didn't you promise to fight me?"
A pair of rainbow-colored Mary Sue eyes: "L~itt~le sis, can I eat you?"
Wang Xin: Don't panic. He can still keep a low profile and survive.
Reading Guide:
1. This is absurd comedy, and the characters are wildly out of character.
2. If it's not for you, click the X, okay~
Original title: Doing Good Deeds with My Keyboard
Recommendation: I Just Want to Secure a Spot in the Lineup by Jiurishi Huixia (You can search by title or author!)
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A Special-Grade Sorcerer Wants to Get into Tokyo University
Wang Pi was tricked.
Like any child who loved studying, he dreamed of getting into Tokyo University.
But when he arrived to enroll, he found out he was attending a jujutsu vocational school,
a technical high school with absolutely no academic atmosphere.
He went to demand an explanation.
His family: "You're talented at jujutsu!"
True enough, he'd become a special-grade sorcerer at just fifteen.
His middle school teacher: "Xiao Pi might not be suited to studying."
Fair enough. Even though he never skipped class and always did his homework, he had never once ranked first in his grade.
Only the white-haired teacher listened to his troubles,
then patted his head and led him to cause a huge uproar at the main family estate!
In the end, their response was:
He could go only if he exorcised one hundred special-grade cursed spirits in a year.
Wang Pi lowered his head.
The other person thought he'd lost hope, but then heard the boy trying to stifle his laughter:
"Then let me show you useless fools what I'm capable of."
That year was said to be a nightmare all surviving special-grade cursed spirits wished they could forget, but never could.
The CP will probably be a special-grade cursed spirit (probably).
Theme: Even the weak can overcome difficulties and protect the people they love, as long as they have courage.
Upcoming blockbusters Disaster film: "Breaking Updates" Inspirational films: "Updates" Action films: "Sending Blades" Horror films: "Abandoning Updates" Liberation films: "Continuous Updates" Detective films: "Who Doesn't Update" Youth Films: "Updates Leaving in a Hurry" Misery Films: "Silent Waiting for Updates" Friendly Films: "Brothers, Let's Urgent Updates Together" Romance Films: "The Indissoluble Bond between Authors and Updates" War Movies: "The Update Wars between Authors and Readers"
I'm so hungry, I really am, ma'am.
Dazai is applying eye drops to Zhongya, hahahaha, the one under the skin of the account is not a young lady.
Ah, this is really just a refund, why bother?
I won't say who is waiting for the update, but everyone understands (ー_ー)!!
Who is still waiting for updates? Ah, it's me T_T
Madam, is your last sentence a hint? He didn't mention a word about the reason why he had been a pigeon for so long——
Is the novel I read a long time ago a scam? QWQ
Hey, won't it be updated? It's really beautiful!!!
Solve V! Is it really interesting to get stuck like this? If something happens in real life, let me tell you in the copywriter.