[Mainly Bungou Stray Dogs] The Gospel

Oda Sakunosuke fished a battered, pathetic little clown from the Tsurumi River.

And so Dazai Osamu was carried off.

What they call [double suicide] is really [I love you].

[Tsurumi Asanagi]: A special armor-removal skill exclusive to the [Bandage Removal Device] character deck. The skill works as follows: (1) There is an 80% chance to remove the bandages on the opposing side, with a special attack aimed at the head. (2) There is a 30% chance to remove all of the opponent's equipment. If the skill succeeds, the Bandage Yokai will automatically leave the field. Regardless of whether the skill succeeds or fails, using this card has a high chance of making the Bandage Yokai lose control. Warning: This skill card does not distinguish between friend and foe. It may cause character decks such as [Bandage-Wasting Device] and [Suicide Enthusiast] on the opposing side to turn against you. However, beware of your own [Bandage-Wasting Device] and [Suicide Enthusiast] character decks turning dark and stabbing you in the back.

Tsurumi Asanagi, a Port Mafia legend.

No supernatural ability, blind in his right eye, living under a bridge.

That's the sorry state of this amnesiac.

In just one year,

he went from a disposable nobody who scavenged corpses to a combat division squad leader,

and even hooked up with the organization's youngest executive.

What kind of winner's-life script is this?

Until one day, a certain black-hearted executive defected.

Tsurumi Asanagi: Well, bye, Mr. Mori~

Imported canned goods from overseas next door: Mafia, go die!

You live in darkness, so I'll stay there with you.

You long for the light, so I'll relight the candle that went out for your sake.

From now on, we'll never meet again.

Pairing: Dark Era Dazai.

He loves taking apart the bandages on Dazai's head.

Whether the main story will make it to the Armed Detective Agency era remains unknown.

A Chuan has no supernatural ability!

Can the stuff happening on those other sets even be called supernatural abilities?

Take note!

Includes headcanons, timeline is chaotic.

OOC warning.

Dumbed-down characters warning.

Fragile-heart warning.

That's all. Hit the X in the upper-right corner, thanks.

Theme: What they call [double suicide] is really [I love you].