To become a qualified immortal and inherit his father's billions, Tian Yan descends to the mortal realm to pass a tribulation and earn his credentials. Even with his System, Sui Han, his best friend, by his side, Tian Yan just can't handle all these bizarre worlds!
He experiences every kind of outrageous life: as a person, animal, plant, and even inanimate object:
A doting older brother and a corrupt phoenix man who gets drunk and drops dead among a crowd of greasy middle-aged men
A flower of the motherland with a warped sense of beauty, jealous of the aunties in their floral skirts at square dancing (a poisonous weed)
A self-obsessed, demanding childhood friend, either a boy or a girl, who drops into one's life from nowhere
A middle-aged female sword cultivator so talkative she makes people want to blow up their Nascent Souls (menopause)
An arrogant (idiotic) cat alien who refuses to eat or drink and picks fights with cars at midnight
A Mary Sue flower with a sacred mission to spread pollen
A lazy phone that crashes every day, is utterly useless, and still likes to swim
Tian Yan: "Being turned into these idiots is a grave insult to my glorious image!"
Reader's guide:
Basic setting 1: The story draws on mythological backgrounds and presents them in a modern form. Anything that differs from the myths and legends has been made up or adapted by me. Feel free to point out anything that doesn't make sense.
Basic setting 2: This story shares a setting with the upcoming novel The Child of Light, a Quick Transmigration Story, but the two take place at different times.
Basic setting 3: No romance! This is pure silly comedy.
Hope you little angels enjoy reading!
Writing advice is welcome (though I may not take it).
Sorry, the story is currently undergoing a complete revision.
Theme: The right, joyful attitude toward disaster
