[One Female Lead, Multiple Male Leads, Ensemble Cast, Absurd Comedy]
Ye Ci transmigrates into a male power fantasy harem novel as the doomed white moonlight, and flees overnight. By chance, she activates a golden finger:
Absorb other people's hatred to generate purple qi and strengthen her spiritual energy.
Absorb other people's affection to generate golden qi and boost her cultivation.
The trouble is, purple qi can easily run wild. If she can't get enough golden qi to suppress it, her spiritual energy will reverse, and she'll explode and die.
Ye Ci: A dating sim? Easy peasy.
But then...
The aloof senior disciple confesses to her in front of everyone, his eyes gentle. "Junior Sister Ye, would you like to become my cultivation partner?"
The refined Seventh Prince shields her with his sword, his presence commanding. "With me here, no one can hurt Auntie."
The domineering, arrogant lord of the Mechanism City pins her against the wall, his voice hoarse. "Just say the word, and I'll give you my life."
Ye Ci: ...Everyone, could you please rein in the purple qi first?
#Am I Not Supposed To Be An Ordinary Dating Genius##I Must Be Doing This Wrong#
Later, Ye Ci finally gets some golden qi.
All these men love only her, with eyes for no one else. But their behavior seems a little... off.
The aloof senior brother, as ethereal as an immortal, sports a head of yellow hair and a punk-rock look. Neon lights flash across his spaceship as he declares his love in grand fashion: "Junior Sister Ye, I dig you!"
Ye Ci covers her face. "Please, the Heartless Path shouldn't turn into the Shameless Path! Don't drag me into this public humiliation!"
On a drunken midnight, the noble and elegant Seventh Prince smashes a crystal glass and cosplays Gotham's nightmare:
"A Ci, it took me so much to fall in love once, and you made me lose so completely..."
Ye Ci rubs her temples. "I'm your girlfriend at the rebel base, but in the palace, call me Auntie."
After they begin sharing pain, the resourceful city lord grips his own arm hair, his gaze resolute as he threatens her: "Woman, if you dare leave me, I'll make you experience pain like never before!"
Ye Ci: ...Man, want me to wax your whole body?
Surrounded by men on all sides, Ye Ci throws her head back and cries, "Is there not one normal guy among you?!"
As an anomaly who escaped her fated death, she discovers that the golden and purple qi aren't a golden finger at all, but a hidden mechanic.
The ridiculous, melodramatic plot of the original novel seems to exist only to cover something up.
[Reading Guide]
1. A cultivation progression story. The heroine gradually becomes the strongest.
2. Absurd comedy, seriously absurd. Please don't nitpick.
3. A long story, with the male leads appearing one by one.
Theme: Make it on your own!
Laughing so hard, so nervous ~ I really like [Rainbow Fart]
/ᐠ -˕ -マ੭
Drops——Happy Friday card~
Happy Lantern Festival [Come on] Kaiwen Daji [Come on]