The Demon King Production Committee

“Hey, you over there! Nothing could be as out of fashion as the way you’re dressed! What era do you think this is? That green skin is so passé, even zombies don’t play bit parts like that anymore. Go put on a mask with a little taste, then throw on a black cloak. If you don’t have the looks, you need to create an air of mystery. Mystery!”

“...?”

“Uh, I didn’t mean you should use your ultimate move to take me out in one hit...”