Su Qingqing was a lazybones. She spent every day lying around in her tomb and counting her money, living the carefree life for a thousand years. Then one day, an excavator swung its bucket, and her tomb was gone. She ended up transmigrating into the body of a washed-up entertainer with scandals everywhere, who had tried to sleep her way to the top only to be thrown out by a powerful tycoon, and was now facing a career ban and online harassment.
Reporter: Miss Su, as a kindhearted local, how do you feel?
Su Qingqing: Beep beep (censored) those unscrupulous developers and their excavators! May they all die horribly!
Reporter: ???
Netizens: Su Qingqing has gone crazy. She failed to sleep her way to the top, and now she's cursing the tycoon?!!!
The next day, wealthy tycoon Sheng Zeheng is in a car accident and ends up in a vegetative state.
The whole internet mourns: ...Su Qingqing is done for.
Su Qingqing: Thanks. I'd love to die, but my tomb is gone, so I guess I'll have to scrape by among the living.
On a rural variety show, everyone rushes to do the work while she lies around.
Livestream viewers: See? She's still spoiled and difficult as ever.
The next second: What the heck just happened? How did she come in first?
The village bully of a goose, which has chased everyone around in a panic, turns into a docile pet the moment it sees her.
Viewers, starry-eyed: That's kind of sweet.
The next second: What?! She actually killed the goose and cooked it in an iron pot? What kind of underworld behavior is that?!
On a survival horror variety show, the other guests are whimpering in fear, while Su Qingqing is calm and indifferent.
A guest clings to Su Qingqing: Boohoo, I'm so scared! Sister Qingqing, I'll stick with you!
Su Qingqing, an actual ghost: Are you sure?
On set, Su Qingqing doesn't memorize her lines or rehearse with the other actors.
Her co-star, the director, and the screenwriter all shake their heads: This pretty face is a lost cause. *shakes head*
The next second, everyone says: How does she act just like the real person came back to life? Please teach us how to play the other roles!
Su Qingqing: If I told you I'd actually met them, would you believe me?
Su Qingqing becomes a huge star. People across the internet switch from passersby and haters to fans, all shouting, "Queen Su, I love you!"
She counts the many digits in her bank balance and lazily remarks, "I'm finally getting somewhere with this whole staying-alive thing."
And Sheng Zehang, who threw her out and dug up her tomb, transmigrates into the village bully goose from the variety show.
Sheng Zeheng: You can kill a man, but you can't humiliate him!
Su Qingqing: Sure thing.
The next time he transmigrates, he becomes Su Qingqing's phone.
Sheng Zeheng: Don't swipe around! Don't touch me!
Su Qingqing: Can you operate your features automatically?
Sheng: ...Yes.
Su Qingqing: Then I'll turn on whole-home smart controls, automatic beauty filters, a full-service assistant... and a thousand other things.
Sheng: Shut up! I'm not Siri!
After transmigrating again and again, he finally comes back:
Sheng Zeheng: It was my fault for digging up your tomb. I'll take responsibility.
Su Qingqing: I'm already this famous. Who needs you to take responsibility?
Tips: There isn't much supernatural stuff, it's not scary, and it's a mindless power fantasy. Enjoy without worry.
Theme: Life is worth living, and life is beautiful.
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