After the Immortal Lord Turned into a Fluffy Creature

[Slow-on-the-uptake, stingy little turtle bottom × aloof on the outside, secretly flirtatious and fearsome beast top]

[The silly version]

One day, Tao Xingzhi, a little immortal who had lived for nearly a thousand years, realized his belongings were gradually disappearing.

At first, he didn't pay it any mind.

But then more and more things went missing, from his little hand towel to the wooden tub he bathed in.

Tao Xingzhi: I don't care... I really don't care...

Until one day.

Tao Xingzhi: What the heck, who stole my strawberry panties?!

A little scene:

Yinhe, the immortal lord from the neighboring mountain, is both handsome and cold.

Tao Xingzhi has been secretly in love with him for years, and cultivated to immortality for his sake.

Until one day, the immortal lord took off his pants.

Tao Xingzhi spotted the familiar strawberry panties...

Tao Xingzhi: Sorry, I need a moment to collect myself!

[The serious version]

Tao Xingzhi is famous throughout the immortal realm for being a penniless good-for-nothing. He lives on the most desolate peak of Fulu Mountain, and spends his days neglecting his duties over his longtime crush, Lord Yinhe. Like some little pervert, he lurks around the neighboring peak, sneaking peeks at the roof beams of Lord Yinhe's immortal residence.

Heaven took pity on him and sent down a small, irritable beast.

The little beast can do anything, from scaling the heavens to burrowing underground.

It knows more characters than Tao Xingzhi.

And at night, Tao Xingzhi can cuddle it and stroke its fur.

Tao Xingzhi: Happiness.jpg.

Until one day, the little beast looked at Tao Xingzhi gravely and said, "Come to my residence tonight."

Having lost his cuddle buddy, Tao Xingzhi had no choice but to follow the route and search everywhere for his little beast.

At long last, he found the place. He looked up and saw four enormous characters on the plaque:

Yinhe Immortal Residence.

The immortal lord had been waiting in his room for quite some time.

Schrodinger's Rule One: Once you lose something, you'll lose more and more things.

Schrodinger's Rule Two: In principle, anything can become a spirit, except strawberry panties.

Schrodinger's Rule Three: Heaven and earth can bear witness, and no one is being deceived. Everything that happens in this blurb really does happen.

Schrodinger's Rule N: To be continued...

#One-on-one, happy ending, sweet story, not too serious, no need to think too hard, the author is a cat#

Theme: Theft is an illness. Catch it early and treat it promptly for the sake of your physical and mental health.