What Should I Do? The Immortal Venerable Is Too Clingy

New novel next door: [Damn It, I Can't Believe She Turned Me into a Lovesick Fool]

The Immortal Venerable is as cold as ice, an untouchable flower atop the cultivation world's highest peak. But after becoming trapped and losing all his spiritual power and memories, he turns into a pitiful little man at the mercy of a female supporting character. And Tang Yanyan is that wicked woman. QAQ.

To escape her damned cannon-fodder fate, Tang Yanyan confesses to the pitiful Immortal Venerable: "I'm sorry. I lied to you all this time. I'm not the person you love most."

The poor thing opens his misty eyes wide and asks in confusion, "Yanyan, are you acting coy with me?"

Tang Yanyan: "No. I'm really not the person you love most. I'm a bad woman."

The Immortal Venerable smiles radiantly. "You're not a bad woman. You're my beloved, my precious little sweetheart!"

Tang Yanyan: "I'm not. QAQ."

The Immortal Venerable: "You are. (#^.^#)"

Now serializing: [Damn It, I Can't Believe She Turned Me into a Lovesick Fool]. Blurb:

Demon Lord Si Wuqiu has been riding high lately. First, he advanced to Demon God, becoming the most powerful cultivator in the world. Second, every member of the Immortal Alliance who besieged Canglan Mountain has become a prisoner of the Demon Realm.

Just as he is resting easy, he suddenly has a dangerous prophetic dream.

"Finally, I've caught you!"

In the dream, a woman with no cultivation bounds toward him, grabs the dark red hem of his sleeve with her little hand, and says in an innocent voice, though her eyes gleam with foxlike cunning, "Lord Demon, will you come back to Youyou Valley with me and be my husband?"

The Demon Lord's pupils tremble: "..."

You're asking for death!

Later, someone asks curiously, "What happened between 'kill her' and 'love her to death'?"

Si Wuqiu replies without expression: "...Face-slapping."

First-person version from the heroine's perspective:

Youyou Valley is home to many terrifying demons that make people's blood run cold.

And I, Jiang Xiaoyou, an unremarkable little genius of demonic arts, am the leader of the bunch.

Under my careful "guidance," they've "turned over a new leaf" and now live wonderful lives, isolated from the world.

Later, a mighty Demon God appears out of nowhere in the human world, throwing everything into chaos. Even Youyou Valley suffers the consequences.

I angrily leave the valley, determined to give the Demon Lord a little shock and bring him back with me.

If all goes to plan, the Demon Lord will become the eighth resident of Youyou Valley! But I never expected this fellow to give in to his wicked impulses and try to seduce me again and again!

Hmph! I'll let it slide since he's so easy on the eyes!

But, Demon Lord! If you're up to no good and planning to use your looks to win me over, you'd better give up now! No matter how powerful you are or what schemes you try, you won't escape my grasp!

Before long, a rumor spreads throughout the Three Realms: the arrogant, cold Demon Lord is so devoted to his wife that he has given everything up to become Youyou Valley's live-in son-in-law.

The Demon Lord protests righteously: "I am not. I haven't. I... may not be entirely innocent."

Theme: Love makes us more complete and more true to ourselves.