[Complete. New story, After Starting and Abandoning Him, the Immortal Lord Runs Away, is now underway!]
As the ruler of Blue Star after the apocalypse, Ye Xi, an evolved beast and tabby cat, spent the first decade or so of his life acting like an idiot. Just as he woke up and started pondering the meaning of cat life, a human fell from the sky and crashed onto his bed.
He was one of the humans from legend, a species raised by cats and now extinct.
A tabby cat streamer from Blue Star appeared on the galaxy's biggest video platform, raising an endangered protected human on camera. They spent their days teasing snakes and eagles together, constantly flirting with danger.
Aliens joined in on virtual human-rearing, toured the toys humans made for cats, tried immersive human-cooked cat food, and showered likes on the human, who had an astronomical combat rating and had conquered territory for his cat.
Viewers: Wait, weren't cats supposed to raise humans? This looks backward!
After finishing the roasted chicken wing the man had fed him, Ye Xi wiped his mouth, delighted, and eagerly pawed at the man.
Cat slave, where are we going to play today... I mean, where are we going to develop Blue Star!
Jian Yang had lost the kitten he'd picked up during the apocalypse. With no will to live, he lay flat and waited to die when an earthquake struck. But not only did he survive, he somehow traveled to the future and ended up on Blue Star.
A little tabby picked him up. The kitten raised a paw and said it would take care of him.
Jian Yang: I understand all that, but can we stay home tomorrow? Think about how long it's been since you let me squish your little toe beans. This isn't how you take care of a cat.
The aliens held their breath as the streamer, a little tabby, suddenly puffed up until he was a ball of fur. He leaped forward, grabbed a banana, twisted around, and hurled it away, shouting:
"Shinei!"
Jian Yang, not far away, stopped in his tracks. He looked at the banana smashed to pieces, then at the comments.
[The poor baby is so bored he's started wrecking food. Why hasn't the human taken the cat for a walk yet!]
[What's the harm in wrecking fruit? Send money! Let him wreck whatever he wants! As long as it's not meat!]
[Wrecking meat would be a disaster! Where's the cat slave? Take your master out to play with bunnies, dogs, birds, and piggies!]
Jian Yang sighed as the little tabby came running over, meowing, and indulgently asked:
"Who do you want to play with? I'll take you out."
A flash of white light later, the little tabby had become a tall, handsome boy. He slapped a paw over the man's face and raised his chin haughtily.
"I'm your owner, so of course you're the one who should play with me!"
Note: "Shinei" is a Japanese transliteration meaning "Die!" The inspiration came from a cat-with-a-gun meme, ovo.
Evolved species: Furry, intelligent creatures who can transform into human form after their juvenile stage.
Cats are an evolved species and can turn human. The cat is the shou.
Pairing: The last Blue Star human in the galaxy, a reserved gong x the tsundere tabby cat most beloved by aliens across the galaxy, Jian Yang x Ye Xi.
Supporting cast: All kinds of furry creatures and a bunch of aliens.
Notes:
1. The author is terrible at science. All the apocalypse, space, alien, and tech details are made up, so don't scrutinize them.
2. The author is obsessed with sweet, silly stories and saving the world. If that's not your thing, this may not be for you.
3. The cat is everyone's darling. A cozy, sweet story with lots of furry creatures.
New story coming in March 2022. Please bookmark it!
The Fake Young Master Who Was Reborn and Stopped Grinding Himself into the Ground
After being reborn, An Xing came to his senses and stopped pushing himself so hard.
He had spent twenty years as the young master of a wealthy family, but had never lived a life of luxury or squandered money. He worked a 996 schedule at school and a 007 schedule during summer internships. Even when his cousin called him a dog in front of outsiders, he stayed up all night revising a proposal. People called him "the workaholic young master."
By the end of his internship, he'd lost a huge amount of hair. Only then did An Xing learn he was the fake young master, switched at birth with the real one. The real young master had been swayed by others and held a grudge against the An couple, and he disliked An Xing too. An Xing went to explain, but was hit by a car and died young.
Reborn, An Xing touched his still-thick hair and promptly escaped from all those proposals.
He didn't deserve this throne. Whoever wants to work themselves to the bone can do it.
The real young master, always on guard against An Xing taking his place and refusing to leave: ?
*
With the real young master set to inherit the family business, An Xing no longer felt any pressure. He slung a small bag over his shoulder, sat by the plaza, and whistled as he earned money drawing portraits.
When news of his departure reached the An family, they exploded.
An Father was so furious it seemed the top of his head might fly off: "Nonsense! The An family can afford to raise two sons!"
An Mother clutched her handkerchief, teary-eyed: "Xingxing, don't you want your mother anymore? My heart aches!"
The real young master also looked uncomfortable: "I think of you as my own little brother. You can stay."
*
Then the business marriage partner whose engagement to An Xing had been called off came looking for him. With a dark expression, he cornered An Xing at the edge of the plaza, his tall figure completely looming over the trembling boy.
"You want to break off the engagement? And have me find another fiance?"
"You're the only person I'll ever accept as my fiance."
*
Lu Tianshen had never told anyone that An Xing, who had grown up with him, the An family's fake young master, and his business marriage partner, had been the little star hidden in his heart ever since they first met.
Pairing: Lu Tianshen x An Xing
Theme: Always strive to stand on your own, no matter what
Press the claws, it looks good, just the part with the bad alien in the middle, it makes me want to give my head a hard time)
The bald and long chicken in the fire: Want to make out? There are no doors!
OVO Xixi is shy
I've finished reading the main text~I like this book! Although it can still be expanded, the story is quite complete. And the cats are cute!
Aren't you? Don't you have five extra episodes? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ! Didn't you say there are five extra episodes?
Come on, madam^0^~I hope there will be a new book
So next time we can see real cats licking each other?
(Hitting his face and crying) Isn't there no more extras?
You are so poor. A new novel has more than 600 bottles. You are almost finished and only have 600 bottles.
Just play freely. I want to see the follow-up of the lion and the cat mother.