A Guide to Eating Spirit Bamboo

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1. The Contest Between Scumbags, starts August 18

2. Every Dream Comes with a Confession, please add to your want-to-read list

Yun Zhu is a one-of-a-kind asparagus fern, brimming with spiritual energy and capable of human thought and speech.

He's arrogant and brazen. Humans are just two-legged beasts who can water him and loosen his soil.

Hmph! If Gong Xiting weren't so handsome and clever, and so attentive in serving him, how could Yun Zhu allow a human to touch his beautiful, precious trunk?

But he has no intention of giving such a flawless human servant to anyone else.

Yet after spending day after day together, Yun Zhu feels that Gong Xiting is getting more and more brazen.

Has this two-legged beast gotten spoiled and forgotten his place?

One day, one night, a certain bamboo spirit who had transformed into an adult cried out in shock:

Hey... you, who said you could kiss me?!

Y-you have some nerve! Don't... Mmm!

Reading guide: Coax him, serve him wholeheartedly, wait until he's grown up, then devour him whole (hee hee hee).

A cold and aloof outside, gentle inside, secretly charming, unaware of his own allure seme

and a tsundere, sharp-tongued, bossy, clingy bamboo spirit uke

A human "tricks" a haughty bamboo spirit into love. Their bond grows into romance as the servant strives to become his lover.

The whole story is sweet and indulgent, with high-intensity romance. Six updates a week (when inspiration strikes on Wednesdays), promptly at 6 p.m.~

The setting is made up, the logic is a mess, and the leads aren't perfect.

Mostly campus life, with a touch of melodrama. Come on in! If you like it, please tap the button to add it to your favorites~

Blurb for The Contest Between Scumbags:

Updates begin August 18~

Warning: Two scumbags, melodrama, and a total disregard for conventional values.

The characters' values don't reflect the author's. Feel free to criticize the characters, but don't attack the author! I'm a terminal case of having a glass heart!!!

Scheming, calculating, and changes girlfriends like clothes seme and bold, carefree, with a long list of ex-boyfriends, scum top uke

The sports department at Tanghu University has two famous heartthrobs who are also scumbags:

One is Bai An, who changes girlfriends every month. The other is Song Yu, a scum top infamous for being a player in the gay community.

Not only are they both scumbags, they're also close roommates and buddies.

Their sexual orientations may differ, but they get along like a house on fire. They often compare notes on their bedroom skills.

Then one night, after getting drunk, their conversation somehow ended with them in bed together.

Bai An: Let's just call it trying something new.

Song Yu: Why not give the other position a try for once?

They spend all their time together and share a room. Once is bound to lead to a second time, a third time, and an Nth time...

Song Yu: What, are you hooked now?

Bai An: You didn't enjoy it?

I don't fall for straight men. I can't take a gay guy out with me.

Even scumbags have their principles. But what should they do with the feelings that have gone off the rails because of their actions?

It's a silent contest over who is the bigger scumbag and who will fall in love first.

There's no limit to where the contest takes place.

The premise is wildly melodramatic, and the plot is wildly melodramatic. But it's irresistible.

Mostly campus life. Come on in!

Blurb for Every Dream Comes with a Confession:

A companion to the Bamboo Spirit's Guide series

Ruthless and taciturn, shrewd, domineering, and deeply devoted seme and cool on the outside but warm within, cautious, gentle, and patient uke

Everyone dreams: sweet dreams, nightmares, and erotic dreams.

Fang Qiao is no exception, except he only ever has nightmares. Then one day, he realizes that his nightmare seems to have turned into... an erotic dream?

His cool-headed teammate: "I'm your teammate. I'll help you win the game and escape from here."

Fang Qiao's thoughts: ? Are you sure you're not trying to kill me under the guise of being my teammate?

Fang Qiao: "I am a little hurt, but it's fine. You..."

His cool-headed teammate immediately hugs him, kisses him passionately, and confesses in one smooth motion.

Fang Qiao's thoughts: ???

An erotic dream is an erotic dream. He's tired of nightmares anyway. But can it really be true that a man confesses to him in his dreams every single day? Fang Qiao starts to wonder if he's deeply closeted...

One day, in a secluded corner of the library...

"Are you looking for this book?" A tall, handsome man held out a copy of The Origins of Homosexuality to Fang Qiao.

"Yes, thank..."

??? Was he having erotic dreams so often that he was hallucinating now?

This is a love story that is (singable, moving, tearjerking):

Two men grow closer in terrifying dreams, then reunite in real life and fall deeply in love!

Happy ending, with a little angst.

Mostly campus life, a quick-transmigration story disguised as a nightmare. Come on in~

Premise: A bamboo spirit and a human fall in love at first sight, come to know and love each other along the way, and uncover the truth behind their bond.