A chuunibyou girl found an ancient book among her father's belongings.
Chuunibyou girl: What? This is a spellbook? (She starts flipping through it.)
Book: Wait... That magic circle summons an evil god.
The chuunibyou girl, whose drawing skills were maxed out, heard this and her eyes lit up. She drew a magic circle in the study with chalk... then began reciting the incantation in the book.
"Balala Power! Ukaraka! Evil god..." (I made that up, don't believe me.)
Before she could finish the incantation, the magic circle glowed green!
Black sludge welled up at its center, eventually forming a man nearly six foot three.
The book fell from the chuunibyou girl's hands. She swallowed as she stared at the black-haired evil god before her. Damn, this evil god was exactly her type...
The girl raised her wand, pointed it at Loki, and shouted, "From now on, I'm your Munster!"
Loki: ???
Later on...
After learning she wasn't human but her father's Horcrux, the girl stood beside Loki, scepter in hand, and shouted at Harry, "I've suddenly realized that humans have their limits! Harry!"
Harry: "What are you trying to say, Luna?"
The girl raised her scepter. "I'm done being human, Harry Potter!"
Loki smiled. "Damn idiot."
Note: There are lots of headcanons. Luna being a Horcrux differs somewhat from the original Harry Potter series.
Theme: You tell me
To be honest, there are no Muggle wizards in Slytherin
Ellie: Luna is just a kid! (Although so do I)
I didn't feel anything when I ate it. . . Just plain salty?
Luna didn't know that Slug was Snape's name. She didn't know!!
Let me give you a preview of the next Ellie episode, about the death of my younger brother. The full text can be summarized as 'Knife, knife, knife, a murderous knife~'
A strange place? Is it really the place I thought it was? Oh hey hey (???)
Updated! Big awesome! Come on!
Ellie: Luna actually didn't ask me to go to school with her. I wrote it down in my notebook.
As long as there is a place for me next to Luna, I will do anything for her. ——Ellie Fleck
No I didn't say that ——Ellie Fleck (funny)