After I Connected to the Star Network in the Cultivation World

[This one's too quiet... I might revise it. I'll write the one next door first, okay? Let this one gather dust in your favorites for a while.] Luo Yan was inexplicably caught up in the destruction of the world while in seclusion, and died. Then he met the System. "Want to change your fate?" asked the System casually, as it randomly searched for worlds and Hosts. "What do I have to do?" "Raise the protagonist?" It was Luo Yan's first time raising a kid. "I don't know how." The System said, "Me neither." Umm... "I've got it, Host. Let's ask the all-knowing netizens," suggested the System, which knew nothing except how to surf the internet. They quickly opened a black thread in the neighboring interstellar world. "How do you raise a kid?" The title was pinned, bolded, and written in red. Luo Yan politely expressed his amazement. And so, a man and a System began surfing the internet as they raised the protagonist. The protagonist: "..." Bonus Scene Trending topics on the Star Network: At first #Shocking, A Black Thread Has Been Pinned!# #Hacking The Star Network For Him, An Epic Romance?# >#Another Strange Thread Starter Suspected Of Child Trafficking Has Appeared#... Later #The Hacker World's Unconventional Guide To Raising Kids# #Is It Illegal To Raise A Child Bride? Another Zhang San# #A Closer Look At That Lovey-Dovey Thread Starter# #Hey, It's Grown Up. Can I Eat It Now?#< <br>... < Easygoing, carefree gong x cool, aloof shou with a hidden dark side The gong might be a little unintentionally scummy. Probably a sweet story. Warning: This is a silly comedy. If you don't like it, click x. Things to note (maybe?): To fit the setup, the gong asks the forum about lots of things related to raising kids. He's rather self-centered and may change later. The shou will probably turn dark later. First time writing, taking it easy. You might want to wait until there's more to read. Updates when inspiration strikes. No borrowing ideas. Left here on 2020.04.06. Maybe if you pester me enough, I'll update (you can check out my upcoming novel, I Have a Little Sickness, and my other quick transmigration novel in progress, I Was Forced to Become a Freak). Please add them to your favorites, QwQ!!! Theme: Happiness for you, me, and everyone