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Everyone knows that Immortal Lord Ye Hanzhi is a born sage: his seven emotions are sealed, he is untouched by the mortal world, and his cultivation faces no obstacles. All he has to do is reach the peak and merge with the Way of Heaven.
But before he transmigrated, Ye Hanzhi had experienced the warmth and coldness of human relationships. He didn't want to be an emotionless stone.
So he ran off with a System that claimed it could restore his seven emotions and six desires.
The quick transmigration missions involve collecting emotions, so every world is drenched in melodrama. From protagonists to cannon fodder, everyone is hopelessly lovesick, and Ye Hanzhi's starting roles include, but aren't limited to:
A medical student and academic genius who becomes a wealthy tycoon's substitute, a cannon-fodder gaming assistant who eagerly plays second fiddle, and a charlatan who commits every kind of evil for the person he loves...
System: "Our motto is: become everyone's favorite and collect love, hate, and all the rest!"
Ye Hanzhi nodded, then went on to become a forensic medicine legend and industry role model, a specially hired hidden NPC for a game company, and a revered protector of the nation renowned throughout the martial and imperial worlds.
While the original male leads, yandere villains, and scheming tycoons still remember him as he used to be, they suddenly look back and discover that the once meek, desperate little darling has somehow risen to a height they can never reach.
They want to win him back.
Ye Hanzhi raised an eyebrow. "Sorry, I have an emotional-recognition disorder. Before, I was conducting a special role-playing experiment."
The big shots: ???
Heaven's Will, looking murderous: "Let me see which world is trying to get my kid for free."
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Ye Hanzhi discovered that every world had a loyal dog who guarded him unconditionally.
After regaining his emotions, he couldn't help asking the guy who was always at his side whether he liked him.
Heaven's Will opened his mouth and said, "I'm your dad."
Ye Hanzhi: ...
Heaven's Will, who figured out his feelings later: "Wait! Ask me again! I like you!"
Ye Hanzhi gave a cold laugh. "Thanks, but the only thing between us is a father-son bond."
In short, this is a sad (and ridiculous) story about how I thought I saw you as my son, only to realize later that I saw you as my lover, while you only saw me as your father. (Heaven's Will's perspective)
A few things to know:
1. They aren't actually father and son. Only the clueless Heaven's Will thinks they have a father-son bond.
2. A brainless wish-fulfillment story with slow-paced transmigration.
3. The protagonist is emotionless at first, but his constitution naturally attracts the children of destiny, so he'll have plenty of unrequited admirers. Of course, the official love interest keeps them all at bay.
Theme: What makes us human is our capacity for emotion.