Even Ghosts Run Away When They See the Stars

At sixteen, Yue Fanxing was taken back to the Yue family's ancestral home. Her uncle's family had been devastated: some were dead, some injured, and one cousin was in a vegetative state. Her grandparents only brought her home because they feared their family line would die out, while her maternal grandfather packed her off and put her on a bus. As soon as she left, the old man went off to compete in a professional league. How infuriating! Yue Fanxing decided to bring her comatose cousin back to his senses, then fleece her grandparents for some money. Wouldn't it be nice to live the rest of her life as an ordinary high school student? Who knew making money in the city would be so easy? Back then, she'd fought with her grandfather over every ghost she caught, just to get fifty yuan. Now she could earn five million for killing a single ghost? Yue Fanxing was heartbroken. That old man had definitely been cheating her out of her money. From then on, she went all in on the path of a Celestial Master. In public, Yue Fanxing put on a simple, sweet smile and fangirled alongside her starstruck classmates. "Bu Yu is so handsome! Bu Yu, I want to have your babies!" In private, she wielded her demon-slaying sword and sent ghosts fleeing, wailing for their fathers. Who was Bu Yu? What did she care? One day, the movie star Bu Yu finally noticed her. "I heard you want to have my babies?" Yue Fanxing shook her head in panic. "I don't! I'm human. I can't give birth to monkeys." The movie star Bu replied calmly, "That's fine. Having a human baby would be even better." Another day, Movie Star Bu said, "Run lines with me." "May the years be kind to us, so we can look back fondly and grow old together in love." "All right." "Uncle Bu, that's not the right line." "From now on, call me darling." "..." Hmph. What a shameless old man. Theme: Study hard and catch ghosts every day.