“Coming next: ‘This Simp Woke Up and His Kidney Was Gone.’ Please add it to your reading list.”
Shu Miao, a little-known actor, is a rich second-generation heir. After inexplicably falling into a coma for two years, he woke up with no memory of what had happened.
When he got home, he finally remembered that he was actually a fake rich young master who had usurped the place of the real one. Once his few fans found out he was a fake rich kid, they all unfollowed him and turned against him. His many haters angrily called him a pretentious fraud.
Unexpectedly, not long after he was kicked out, influential relatives from all walks of life came looking for him.
One day, Shu Miao was photographed going home with the CEO of a famous conglomerate.
Netizens: This pretentious fraud has no shame! He must be sleeping with him, right?!
Conglomerate CEO: Get lost. That’s my nephew.
On another occasion, an internet mogul who rarely appeared in public personally came out in support of Shu Miao.
Netizens: Shu Miao’s throwing himself at another guy again. Everyone, come and roast him!
Internet mogul: He’s my little brother, my actual brother.
Another time, Shu Miao, who had no experience to speak of, was cast as the lead in a major international film.
Netizens: Corruption! There must have been some filthy deal! We refuse to accept this!
Entertainment empire president: The script was tailor-made for my son. Any objections?
Netizens were stunned. Wasn’t he a fake rich kid? How did he become the real crown prince of an empire?
Just as Shu Miao was happily planning his new life and preparing to reach the pinnacle of success, a little baby appeared out of nowhere, wrapped both arms around his leg, and called him “Daddy.”
*
A few months later, Shu Miao was once again photographed on an outing with a top-tier star, a young movie emperor known as an aloof beauty. The two were acting quite intimately.
Netizens: Guessing game, no prize. Which relative is it this time? A cousin, an uncle, or a great-uncle?
As the rumors flew, the movie emperor came out himself to reveal the answer: Allow me to introduce you all to my son’s dad, @Shu Miao.
A suave, flirtatious, jealous top x a sweet, cuddly, everybody’s-favorite bottom. One-on-one, happy ending.
“May tonight’s moonlight last forever, just like the way I gaze into your eyes.”
“Important note: In this story, men can marry and have children. The main character has a child.”
“Coming next: ‘This Simp Woke Up and His Kidney Was Gone.’ Please add it to your reading list.”
At Haichuan Number One High School, Chen Shen’s most talked-about identity wasn’t that of a super-rich heir or an overpowered school bully. It was that he was the simp of Xie Wenxu, the famous top student and campus heartthrob.
Confessing during the flag-raising ceremony, sending 9,999 roses, and hiring a helicopter to fly a banner declaring his love were all easy, routine gestures for him.
Until one day, he had a dream.
In the dream, Xie Wenxu, who had always looked down on him, called him worthless. Then, to save his own unrequited love, he had Chen Shen’s kidney removed.
Even more terrifying, Chen Shen realized this didn’t seem like a dream at all. It was something that was definitely going to happen in the future.
Damn it, I want your body, but you want my kidney?
By a stroke of luck, he was bound to a study System. As long as he worked hard at his studies, he could make a wish and change the course of his fate.
At three in the morning that very day, he nearly tore his hair out trying to scrape together his homework.
Chen Shen: I want revenge on that scumbag!
System: Sorry, your wish is too ambitious. I can’t make it happen yet, dear.
Chen Shen: Then how about a freshly made, delicious hamburger?
*
At last, the world was peaceful again. Xie Wenxu was initially relieved, but as time passed, his gaze kept unconsciously following that person’s back.
Day one: Hah, playing hard to get.
A month later: He’s with someone else? He doesn’t want me anymore? Hm?
*
After struggling through his studies for a long time, Chen Shen finally had a moment of clarity after coming first in an exam.
Why the hell bother dating? Is it as fun as studying? Is it as satisfying as coming first?
Even if I’m going to be someone’s simp, I’ll only simp for Wang Houxiong and Xue Jinxing!
*
After graduation, the top student could take it no longer. He cornered the school bully, who had long since become a top student himself, in the storage room.
Chen Shen: “What are you doing? I’m warning you, don’t covet my kidney!”
Xie Wenxu smiled. “I do covet your kidney. I’m just wondering whether it works well.”
When Chen Shen finally came out of the storage room, there were still tears at the corners of his eyes.
Holding his aching waist, he yelled at the two-faced scumbag:
“Are you seriously trying to test it ahead of time?!”
A seemingly cool, secretly scheming top student x a carefree school bully with both heart and kidney intact.
No golden finger, just a story about a bad student working hard to become a top student and falling in love along the way.
It’s all about this: “Remember that young men once dared to reach for the clouds, and vowed to be the finest the world had to offer.”
“Coming next: ‘Me and the NPC Are Fighting Over Men.’ Please add it to your reading list.”
In the future, life is busy, and more and more people seek romantic experiences in the worlds of full-immersion games.
Yu Yi is a programmer for a famous, large-scale romance game.
One day, a bug appeared out of nowhere and disrupted the romantic order of the game world. The NPCs who were supposed to fall in love with the players were all smitten with him instead, causing user satisfaction to plummet.
To avoid losing his job, Yu Yi decides to enter the game himself and fix the bug. But in this world, characters are no longer lines of code. He has to step in personally and play the other man, stealing their love interests.
In a cultivation world, the NPC master dotes on the bug, so Yu Yi transforms into a spirit of a magical weapon and stays by his side day and night.
In a talent show, the NPC mentor tries to attract the bug’s attention, so Yu Yi insists on becoming the contestant in the spotlight and drawing the man’s gaze.
In a wealthy family, the bug turns out to be the NPC CEO’s unrequited love, so Yu Yi can only become the red mole on that beloved’s chest.
He’s gone from programmer to shameless homewrecker. It’s so hard.
Then, one time, he enters an ABO world.
Oh no. He and the bug are both Omegas. Two Omegas have no future together.
Yu Yi has no choice but to lie through his teeth. Snot and tears streaming down his face, he sobs to the NPC that he’s pregnant, and the bug is the father.
The NPC sweeps away in a huff. Yu Yi turns around and is pinned to the wall by the bug, who gives him a faintly amused look and yanks off his tie. His pheromones are rich and intense.
“If that’s what you want, I don’t mind making your dream come true.”
Theme: After a couple goes through all kinds of misunderstandings, they reconcile and end up together.
Damn, I was so angry that I cried. The sense of substitution was so strong. I felt like I had designed an accident to cause the plane to crash. Then who would regret the drama for the rest of their lives? Really, I don't know why I was so angry. Maybe it just hit my anger point. I almost suffered from prenatal depression. Depression is really uncomfortable. How can I forgive him so easily? If it were me, I would have to keep a cold war for at least three or four months (well, actually I can't help but forgive him,) but I'm so angry!
Ahhhhhhhhh it's so exciting. Although I don't want to say it, but it's like a miniature version of the conflict between the heroine in an ancient romance who is confused, has her kidneys ripped out and her heart ripped out, and she's so mean when she's with the male hero. It makes me want to yue.
. To be honest, Sanshui is so humble in love ( ' - ' * )
I was so angry that I burst into pieces. That's it. Oh, I have such a bad temper.
It's obviously an arithmetic essay, so why do I feel so aggrieved when I read it? How can you forgive attack if you accept it? That's it?
After pregnancy, I was already sensitive and had unstable moods. Coupled with the ill-intentioned provocation, Bai Yueguang was a thorn in my side. If I don't mention it, it doesn't mean I don't mind. I returned this attitude. Fortunately, I left two years ago, otherwise I would have worried that Miaomiao would suffer from depression.
I don't understand why Shu Miao forgives Xiang Zhiye, just because he is shameless, and Shu Miao likes Xiang Zhiye. Anyway, I think Shu Miao has recovered his memory and knows what happened back then. He should be very angry, but Shu Miao is not. Isn't it strange? Isn't the most important thing between lovers apart from loving each other trust and nothing to hide? Oh, three years ago Xiang Zhiye met Bai Yueguang and didn't tell Shu Miao, and three years later Xiang Zhiye distrusted Shu Miao because he was too possessive. What's the matter, is Shu Miao poor or "jian"? Why does he have to forgive Xiang Zhi so easily just because he is shameless? Just because Xiang Zhi is also the protagonist?? From another perspective, if Xiang Zhi is not the protagonist, he is a proper scumbag. Don't doubt that in your author's writing, anyone who is not the protagonist and behaves the same way as Xiang Zhi will definitely be eliminated from this love long ago. Of course, I don't think Shu Miao will definitely not forgive Xiang Zhiye. Although this book is a sweet article, you should still torture those who deserve to be tortured! Otherwise, people will feel that Shu Miao is neither right nor wrong. Also, since the author has arranged for Shu Miao to be the group favorite, his family is super rich, and his family loves him and dotes on him, then why did he forgive Xiang Zhi so easily when he did something wrong? After all, when the two of them were together, their status and family background might not be equal, but now they are different! Also, although the author's character abbreviation for Shu Miao is not sweet and well-behaved, it does not mean that he is easy to bully. After Wen Lan came back, he hooked up with Xiang Zhiye even though he knew that Xiang Zhi was also engaged to someone. Shu Miao did not ask him to find out in person. Three years later, when Shu Yuan came to provoke and pretend to be ambiguous, Shu Miao didn't react much. What's wrong, he has lost his memory and is not stupid! I would like to ask the author here not to give random definitions when writing the character introduction. Look at Shu Miao's performance in the whole text. He is sweet and well-behaved, but he is clearly easy to bully, okay? I don't know if it's awkward for others, but I felt really uncomfortable watching this paragraph. If I hadn't stopped reading halfway through because I didn't like the book, I would have been so uncomfortable that I didn't want to read it. Alas~
That's right, I'm still struggling with the same problem as before. It makes me so angry, so angry! Tsk tsk tsk woo woo, fuck, my ability to empathize is really strong. I can't empathize when I'm happy. Once I get to that place, I can empathize. Damn, (but is it about to end??? Spread the flowers!!!! I thought this was a long novel, but I didn't expect it only has more than 50 chapters. Woo woo, it's not enough. I really want to watch the sadistic attack.)
It pisses me off, it pisses me off, damn it! I'm super angry right now. Oh my God, I'm really super angry. I'm so angry, damn it! Especially the last one, if it were me, I definitely wouldn't be able to forgive so easily. Damn it, you're so mad at me, you're so mad at me, damn it!
Damn it, damn it, I'm so mad at this Gong, it doesn't matter that he has Bai Yueguang, really, I think this is nothing, but why does he always feel that he is being troubled? I also really don't like the word quarrel, ah ah ah, it makes me so angry, so angry!