Hello? I Want to Go Back to Jia

Well, good day to you, stranger. You should know who I am, right? What? You don't? No worries, then. Allow me to introduce myself again. My name is Fujimaru Ritsuka (male), though lots of people call me Gudao. ...Hey, why are you making that weird face? Just so we're clear, I'm only a poor Master who can punch Goetia and kick Demon God Pillars... and who just happened to transmigrate here. You! Don't laugh at my skirt! * Cross-dressing protagonist. The CP is some unknown, mentally unstable man. * Set against the background of a rejuvenation potion, and crosses over with lots of anime. * First-person narration. Corrections are welcome, but no mindless bashing (you never know how vicious a woman from the Northeast can be). Currently serializing (updates when inspiration strikes): [ FGO ] Hope for Us. One-line summary: The journey of me and "myself." [ JoJo's Bizarre Adventure ] Today, Too, I Wonder if I'm Part of the Joestar Family. One-line summary: The way to survive is to be both good and evil. Theme: Gudao's absurd everyday life in Yokohama.