Every System That Followed Me Broke Down [Quick Transmigration]

As a new System, Xiao Qi was the first Host of System 1314. With the highest score, he broke the record in the first world.

1314: Host, please use your System aura! That way, 1314 can gain energy and send you to the next world!

Xiao Qi: I refuse.

After all its starting energy was drained, 1314 tearfully quit. Xiao Qi then met his second System.

888: Handsome, click here and get a Dragon-Slaying Saber for free!

Xiao Qi: You don't even have a voice changer on. You're trying to sell a System aura with a Dragon-Slaying Saber. One star.

888's fragile heart shattered into pieces, so it called 666 in to take over.

666: Sir, would you like to learn about the God of Cooking System?

Xiao Qi: If I can freeload meals and drinks, why should I work hard myself?

After sending n Systems into a breakdown, he finally met the legendary System 001.

Xiao Qi: ...Bro, I've missed you so much.

001: I've missed you too.

(The author's terrible at writing blurbs, come on in and take a look _(:з"∠)_)

Reader's Guide

1. The love interest is System 001, who appears midway through the story.

2. The protagonist loses his memory early on.

Now updating next door: Countdown [Infinite]

When it comes to assassination, Mo Qing may not be the strongest at Ghost Gate. But when it comes to acting, even the most popular performers in the opera troupe can't compare to him...

After an assassination mission ends in failure, Mo Qing is reborn in the body of a flamboyant male player in an escape game.

Teammate A: Let's run! Mo Qing's not going to make it!

Teammate B: He's just dead weight anyway. Let's go!

Teammate C: But if he dies, Shen Chi won't let us off the hook...

Teammates A and B: Don't be stupid. Just say a ghost ate him...

Mo Qing, with his new body's memories, twists off the female ghost's head and holds it in his hand. "What do you mean, a ghost ate him?"

A, B, and C: !!!

Mo Qing's boyfriend, Shen Chi, is his devoted protector. No one knows that he is actually trying to get something from Mo Qing...

Shen Chi: You again! You want to pick on my wife again!

Mo Qing, nestling against him: Chi-ge, boo-hoo-hoo~

A, B, and C frantically shake their heads

Shen Chi: If anything happens to him, none of you are getting out of here!

Mo Qing, looking pitiful: Chi-ge, you're so good to me~

Shen Chi gazes into his eyes, hand in hand with him: Silly, if I don't treat you well, who will?

Mo Qing lowers his head bashfully: Chi-ge...

A, B, and C scream inwardly: He's holding someone's head behind his back!!!

(A fake sissy but real acting genius, a reborn assassin protagonist x a fake loyal puppy but truly scheming, max-level love interest who has returned to the beginner village)

Theme: Every cause has its effect.