[Everyone, I'm terribly sorry to have let you down. After I recovered, I never got back into the groove, and I was very unhappy with what I wrote. I didn't dare log into the site, and only saw your comments today. I feel so guilty. But I still haven't written enough to finish the story on schedule. Here's what I plan to do: 1. Finish updating the whole story by the end of September. 2. If I fail to keep that promise, I'll cancel the paid status and refund half the points, and make my next novel completely free. Thank you for being so understanding!]
This is an old-school danmei novel set in the entertainment industry.
In the story, the vicious cannon fodder character bullies the protagonist, steals his opportunities, buys dirt on him, and even drugs the protagonist and the main villain.
It all backfires. The whole internet mocks him, his reputation is ruined, and the main villain beats him until he's crippled. He dies a miserable death.
Now Lin Qingyan has transmigrated into the cannon fodder.
From the start, he's faced with a beefy man whose drug is surging through him.
He can't see the man's face, but the guy has an amazing body, eight-pack abs, and a seriously strong waist.
So Lin Qingyan happily gives in to the surging desire, too.
Then he pulls up his pants and leaves.
Only after reading the story the next day does Lin Qingyan realize
that the beefy man from last night was the main villain.
Lin Qingyan: Great, guess I'll just wait to die.
But several days go by and the main villain still doesn't show up.
Unwilling to work, Lin Qingyan takes the initiative and goes to find him. "I was seduced and abandoned by one of the Gu family's young masters. Please ask Young Master Gu to come out and take responsibility. Thanks."
Assistant: The Gu family has three young masters. Which one do you mean?
Lin Qingyan: The one who went to the thirty-third floor of the XX Hotel a few days ago and didn't come out all night.
Assistant: They all went there, and none of them came out.
Lin Qingyan: ?
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A shocking news story suddenly sweeps through the capital.
Lin Qingyan, with ten million haters across the internet, has moved into the Gu family's largest estate.
Everything he eats and uses is top-of-the-line luxury, and the Royal Symphony Orchestra visits just to play him a lullaby.
Netizens: He dares make up rumors about the Gu family? Lin Qingyan must be tired of living!
But then, during a livestream, everyone sees
The aloof and noble eldest young master Gu approach Lin Qingyan. "The contract to be K·N's global ambassador has arrived. Come downstairs and sign it."
After he leaves, the refined and elegant second young master comes in. "That diamond you glanced at last time has been made into a brooch. Do you like it?"
And the usually arrogant and domineering third young master acts like an abandoned puppy in front of him. "Can you spend tomorrow with me and only me? Please?"
Haters: ?
Rival fans: ?
Lin Qingyan: ??
Wait, hold on. Who's going to break my legs if you keep acting like this?
After things go on like this for a while,
Lin Qingyan looks at his inexplicably overflowing bank account and the three villains who are gradually going crazy.
He makes a run for it.
And then
he gets morning sickness.
...Crap.
What the hell, this is an mpreg story?!
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The most popular celebrity baby-variety show on the internet, Dear Dottie, comes to a dessert shop in Jiang City to film.
The adorable yet assertive little NPC behind the cash register goes viral for his shrewd schemes.
Rumor has it he's the shop owner's son. The viewers compete to be his aunties, while the celebrity guests compete to get swindled by him.
"I'm dying. Movie star Gu just paid three million to touch the kid's head."
"I'm dying. Professor Gu lost eight million over being called Dad."
"I'm dying. The kid auctioned off his own father's photo for eighty million... Wait, what?"
Hold on.
Why does this father look familiar?
[CEO gong who wants to be a dad every day after falling in love × lazy shou who only wants to coast through life but becomes everyone's favorite]
[Please note]
1. The shou has no intention of committing any crime. All the property he receives is voluntarily gifted by other characters through legal means.
2. Lots of people have one-sided crushes on the shou, but he has only one love interest: the eldest brother, Gu Junjian.
3. Since the original blurb was a little inappropriate, some details in the main story also need to be changed to match the new blurb. It won't affect much, and I'll mark the changes in the title. [Bows]
4. This makes very little sense. It's mainly for comedy, wish fulfillment, and the author's own enjoyment. Please skip it if that's not your thing!
5. Updates are usually in the evening. I'll post a notice if anything comes up, so just drop by when you can~
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Next story: Wild, Brother! Please add it to your reading list~
This is the third year Yu Qianming has had a crush on his upperclassman. His senior has such an abstinent, keep-your-distance aura that Yu Qianming doesn't even dare drop a hint.
One day, his senior suddenly comes over and invites Yu Qianming to share a place.
Huh? Share a place?
Got it. Even though they'll have separate rooms, the next steps are the usual: forgetting to bring a towel when they shower, cooking in nothing but an apron, bending down under the table to look for something with their butt sticking up, climbing up high and falling into someone's arms, that sort of thing.
I'm familiar with the routine.
So Yu Qianming grins from ear to ear and happily moves into his senior's place with a suitcase full of all kinds of weird stuff.
And then
he discovers a stranger at home, with broad shoulders, long legs, a height of 198 centimeters, and eight-pack abs.
His senior introduces him: "This is my younger brother. He's transferring to Jiang City No. 1 High School and will be living next door to you. Oh, and he's underage."
Yu Qianming's smile
collapses with a splat.
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The first month all three of them live together.
Yu Qianming tattles to his senior: "Your brother never gets dressed properly. He has no sense of gentlemanly virtue. What kind of student acts like that? I suggest you send him to boarding school."
The second month all three of them live together.
Yu Qianming pulls his senior aside. "Your brother looks at weird stuff in his room. It's really sus and kind of wrong. I suggest you send him to boarding school."
The third month all three of them live together.
His senior goes abroad for an exchange program and will be away for six months.
That night, Yu Qianming gets drunk for love and comes home late.
As soon as he opens the door, he sees his senior's younger brother, impeccably dressed in his school uniform, leaning against the wall. His features are half-hidden in the darkness, and a tiny spark glows in his eyes.
Their eyes meet.
Xu Yao raises an eyebrow and holds up the item Yu Qianming has been searching for over the last few days: the thing that is "sheer," "lace," and "makes your husband last forever." He drawls, "Never gets dressed properly. Really sus."
"Wild, brother."
"..."
[Please note]
1. Younger man and older man, both each other's first love, and they only start dating once they're adults.
2. The shou is a shameless fantasizer, and he gets very carried away.
3. Makes no sense. Read at your own risk.
Theme: Be an optimistic person who loves life. Giving up and doing nothing is wrong
Pay attention, this woman's name is Xiao Lu. She has two advance copies of "The Big Villain Dressed as a Sick White Moonlight" and "Wild, Nian Xiaoxia Attack" waiting for you in the column qwq
Alas, it's alright. I still solved v. There are several books on my bookshelf that haven't been updated and they still cheat on v from time to time. I'm really speechless.
No way, this feels a bit like being teased
I don't want to expect anything else from this book. At least it's well-written. It doesn't matter if it's slow. I really like the setting. I haven't written the rest yet. TAT
From February until now, I have forgotten all about it
It's almost 20, come over and get ready for dinner! ! So hungry! ! ! ! Mrs! ! So hungry, so hungry, so hungry, so hungry, so hungry, so hungry, so hungry, so hungry! !
Pay attention, this woman's name is Xiao Lu. She has two advance copies of "The Big Villain Dressed as a Sick White Moonlight" and "Wild, Nian Xiaoxia Attack" waiting for you in the column qwq
Alas, it's alright. I still solved v. There are several books on my bookshelf that haven't been updated and they still cheat on v from time to time. I'm really speechless.
No way, this feels a bit like being teased
I don't want to expect anything else from this book. At least it's well-written. It doesn't matter if it's slow. I really like the setting. I haven't written the rest yet. TAT
From February until now, I have forgotten all about it
It's almost 20, come over and get ready for dinner! ! So hungry! ! ! ! Mrs! ! So hungry, so hungry, so hungry, so hungry, so hungry, so hungry, so hungry, so hungry! !
Madam, please, please, please don't mess up??·??·??*?? ??
Hahaha, so cool! Lin Qingyan: Show your true self Others: He is so real and I love him so much
Answer: Just to be polite, equal to 886. What Mr. Gu wants to see: He likes you and has you in his heart.
OK, I understand, just keep fishing, right?