Please add my upcoming no-romance story, A Teacher Delivered by Express to the Shanhai Beasts, to your reading list!
↓ Story blurb ↓
In his previous life, the Su family went bankrupt, and Su Yu was framed and killed just six months after his debut.
He then entered a self-rescue System, struggled for fifty years in another world, and returned.
This time, Su Yu turns his fortunes around right from the start:
Not only does he see through the villains' schemes, he also uncovers clues about what caused his family's bankruptcy...
Su Yu: I've been reborn, so I need to cheat!
And so, this is what his second life looks like ↓↓
Su Yu starts livestreaming, and he trends the very same day.
Only, the trending topic is a little...
Netizens: What?!!! Why is Su Yu trending with a pig?!!!
Later
Netizen 1: Who did Su Yu bring along to trend this time? Pigs, cows, sheep, rabbits, deer, horses, dogs, cats? Or...
Netizen 2: None of those. This time it's the forces of nature. Judging by the order, wind, rain, thunder, and lightning!!!
Everyone: ...
Scene One:
Cousin: My cousin made a bold declaration: “I'll take on the entire entertainment industry with every species by my side!”
The mischievous species are having a blast... so why am I the one on the police blacklist? QAQ
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Scene Two:
System: Be careful while investigating. To keep your identity secret, I came up with a new name for you!
Su Yu touches his face: The Masked Knight?
System: No. Head Programmer or Cram School Principal. Which one do you like?
Su Yu: ...
Also known as Who's the Mastermind? & The Family Zoo & High-Tech Showdown
In one sentence: A high-tech showdown, with every species along for the ride, to take on the entire entertainment industry
Farming + showbiz + mystery = possibly the weirdest story you've ever read!
Reader's Guide:
1. A revenge and face-slapping story with a power-up progression. Overall, it's satisfying, though some scenes are a little ridiculous.
2. The focus is on work, with no romance! There will be ordinary brotherly bonds, coworker relationships, family ties, friendships, and so on.
3. There will be fabricated dating rumors, with people of any gender, as the plot requires.
4. Writing takes time and effort. Please support the official release by subscribing. Reposting and piracy are not allowed.
5. Completed: the no-romance detective story The Celestial Master Found a Mouth and the no-romance crime procedural Reborn in a Microscopic World.
6. Please leave lots of comments to encourage me! I hope this story will climb onto your bookshelf! Sending you a heart~!
Coming Soon 1: Mr. Han Spoils the Deposed Emperor
Chen Jiujing, a deposed emperor, arrives in the modern world and becomes a little-known star with the same name.
His career is going nowhere, and he has a two-year-old son to support.
His only advantage is that he's hot.
Chen Jiujing: ...
Looks don't matter. Since I didn't die, this time I will be a great emperor
So Chen Jiujing asks his agent, “Who holds the throne these days?”
His agent stares at him as if he's crazy, then finally says helplessly, “There are plenty. Actor Tang, Actor Hu, TV King Yan...”
Chen Jiujing asks in earnest, “So many people call themselves emperors, yet none of them can unite the realm?”
The agent says, “All the real power is in Mr. Han's hands. No one can take it from him.”
Chen Jiujing clenches his fist. He just hasn't met me yet!
One day, the bank card Han Xiao had given his lover three years ago is emptied. Mr. Han goes wild with joy!
Following the clues, he finally finds his lover again, only to discover that the man has a two-year-old child.
Han Xiao: ...
Grinding his teeth, he vows to snatch Chen Jiujing away from “that woman”!
Later, he learns that the child is his..._(:з"∠)_
Coming Soon 2: The CEO Rises in the Harem
Gao Yue, the CEO of a publicly traded company, unexpectedly transmigrates into a book.
He lands in a palace intrigue novel as a cannon-fodder male supporting character with the same name.
He opens his eyes on the first night he's summoned to the emperor's bed
According to the book, the emperor is stressed out over a flood-control problem that night and badly needs to blow off steam,
so the encounter becomes so brutal that Gao Yue nearly dies...
Gao Yue: What a vicious plot. I have to save myself!!
Seeing the emperor's hand reaching for his belt, he quickly cries, “Stop!”
“Your Majesty, I have a brilliant plan to control the floods. I would be honored to present it and ease Your Majesty's worries!”
The emperor actually stops and listens to Gao Yue talk all night about river engineering and flood-control maps.
The next day, the emperor follows the plot and goes to court full of energy,
while Gao Yue follows the plot too, collapsing onto the bed, utterly exhausted, starving, and fainting, which brings the imperial physician running...
He thinks that after getting through this ordeal, he'll be able to use his own wit to escape the palace.
But then he finds that the plot has gone off the rails, and the emperor has lost it too
What the hell do you want, turning over my nameplate every single day?!!!
Later, the emperor holds Gao Yue and lays a hand on his stomach, sighing with emotion. “None of my ministers can match your talent, Yue'er. It would be a shame not to leave an heir with such wisdom. I don't want a lecture tonight. I want to make a baby!”
Gao Yue: Make a baby with your sister! You really live up to your surname, Zhou!
The emperor, “Zhou the Exploiter,” grins. “I'll drain Gao Yue dry, every last drop!”
Coming Soon 3: The Policewoman's Marriage Pact
There are two oddballs in the wealthy circles of the capital:
One is Ye Lianyang, the second daughter of the Ye family, who could have lived as a rich heiress but insisted on becoming a police officer.
The other is Huo Huiyu, the eldest son of the Huo family, who would rather stay in a wheelchair without treatment than give up his bachelorhood.
One day, the Ye and Huo families decide to arrange a marriage between them. Under their parents' forceful insistence, the two oddballs finally get married.
Before the wedding,
Huo, still as arrogant as ever, says, “When I'm working on my art, I absolutely won't take personal calls. Don't ask me three times a day whether I've eaten!”
Miss Ye hands him a pen with a bold grin. “Write it all down! Let's make the terms clear in a prenup so we don't have to argue about them after the wedding!”
After leaving the marriage registry, they each hold their little red marriage certificate with disdain and go their separate ways.
They think it's all over,
until
Huo sees the second daughter of the Ye family at his private art exhibition, arm in arm with a handsome man, looking intimate?!!!
Handsome man: Chief, there's a disabled guy over there who keeps glaring at me!
Ye Lianyang: Ignore him. Keep your eye on the suspect.
This happens so often that Huo finally can't take it anymore and angrily gets up from his wheelchair!
He storms into the Criminal Investigation Unit at the city bureau and slaps a stack of photos down on the captain's desk
“Ye Lianyang, tell me the truth. How many pretty boys are you keeping?!”
Captain Ye calmly takes out a stack of prenuptial agreements and slaps them down in front of him too.
“Why don't you explain why you've been pretending to be paralyzed first?”
Ultra-A police captain x top-tier painter and handsome B
In one sentence: They sign a prenup before marriage, then tear it up after!
Coming Soon 4: A Teacher Delivered by Express to the Shanhai Beasts
“I would bring you all the world's tenderness.”
Before Zhang Jingquan became a teacher on the Teacher Delivery app,
he believed, like any ordinary celestial master, that monsters should be caught.
Then one day, the app sent him to meet his first student
The little one clings to a wire fence, enviously watching the other children play soccer in the kindergarten playground. Each time someone scores, the soft horn on his head and his ice-blue, dragon-scaled tail twitch with excitement...
Zhang Jingquan looks at the assignment card in his hand:
Baby Ice Qilin, age 5.
His parents suffer from compulsive moving, also known as being addicted to moving house.
Without a permanent home, this child has become ill-tempered. He flies into a frenzy, makes it rain, summons thunder, and strikes people with lightning. Please correct his worldview and set him on the right path...
Zhang Jingquan: All right, watch me capture this little monster!
But in the end, he doesn't capture any monsters.
Instead, whenever he meets strangers, human or demon, what Zhang Jingquan does most often is pull the little monster cubs behind him...
Obviously! Adorable little ones like these deserve to be protected!
As more and more monster cubs start following Zhang Jingquan, a world war finally breaks out one day
Cub 1: I wouldn't trade Teacher Zhang for the whole world! He's mine!
Cub 2: He's mine, actually!
Cub 3: No, he's mine!
Zhang Jingquan: All right, all right, I'm everyone's! Don't fight! Hey!
==5. Sweet Ancient-Style Danmei: Reborn with My Archrival and Spoiled Rotten==
Flirtatious, devoted, wife-loving top x sharp, hot-tempered, tiger-like bottom
Di Jiao is so beautiful he looks like an immortal. A prodigy famous from a young age, he is the greatest water-spirit cultivator in the Saint Realm.
Cultivators compete to take him as a partner, but he falls only for his aloof, taciturn senior brother, Cang Linxue.
He pursues Cang Linxue with all his heart and soul, only to suffer physically and emotionally.
Even as he lies dying, Cang Linxue asks, “What if I killed your father?”
Di Jiao understands. He and Cang Linxue are a recipe for tragedy.
After being reborn, Di Jiao decides to stay far away from Cang Linxue.
But their paths seem to have switched
In this life,
Cang Linxue not only marries him and has a child with him early,
but feeds him, washes his feet, and gives him head pats every day. Love, affection, and indulgence, all free of charge!
Cang Linxue even follows Di Jiao's every whim...
Di Jiao seriously suspects this Cang Linxue is a fake!!
Cang Linxue: Everything I didn't dare to think, do, or say in my last life, I'll make up for now! I'll live only for you!
Di Jiao: Wait, what about the grudge over my father's murder?
Cang Linxue smiles mysteriously...
Later,
Di Jiao finally discovers the truth: that bastard Cang was reborn too!
And Cang Linxue cheated! He secretly changed the plot!
Cang is still the shamelessest of them all!
Theme: High-tech rivalries; achieving dreams; starting a business; finding the true culprit
Those who traffic in huge amounts of drugs and the circumstances are serious are not sentenced to death?
The penalty for drug trafficking should be quite severe. They estimate it to be the death penalty.
There are more than 70 pictures. What's going on with the title of this chapter? Are they all so casual?
It was quite interesting, but I didn't watch enough and it ended. The ending was too rushed~ Still looking forward to the next one~
Is this Zhu Mingxiao a character from Erha? Hahaha
There is always someone who can cure all kinds of dissatisfaction.
It's over now. I've saved up for a long time and it's all gone.
Sprinkle flowers, but it's a pity there is no extra story
Woohoo, I feel like the new story is just about to start and it's over. I can't bear to let it go. It's very well written.
I sigh again, rabbits are so cute, why can't we eat rabbits?