Mei Fannao, blessed with incredible luck when it came to money, was reincarnated as an orphan who scavenged for a living.
To change his fate, he kept the conditions laid down by the Underworld Office firmly in mind:
"Accumulate good karma and dispel your sins."
So every few days, a lost little ghost would show up at his door, sobbing, "Brother, please help me! My home is gone!"
Mei Fannao: "..."
Can't we do something good among the living for once?
*
At the nightclub.
A fox spirit possessing a female student kept batting her eyes at him, trying to seduce him.
Tipsy Mei Fannao smiled calmly.
Then everyone saw him charge onto the dance floor and dance even more seductively than the male performers. He thought, "Fox spirit, you're challenging me? How could you possibly out-seduce me?"
Fox spirit: "?"
[Cannibalistic starving ghost, taken down!]
[Wicked, troublemaking fox spirit, taken down!]
[Minor celebrity raising venomous insects to harm people, taken down!]
*
Mei Fannao only wanted to work quietly at the front desk of a shroud shop and look for his old flame on the side.
Who knew that strange stories would keep cropping up in the old city...
Demons and monsters ran rampant, throwing their weight around.
A cold, stern man in a sharp suit nearly crushed his jaw as he demanded, "Little ghost, scavenging your way into my territory? Aren't you afraid I'll exorcise you?"
Mei Fannao froze.
This...
This damned Taoist...
Wasn't he the old flame I'd searched for with all my heart and soul?!
*
After catching a ghost, Mei Fannao boasted proudly, "Bu Xing, did I do a good job?"
Bu Xing: "I..."
Mei Fannao thought the man was about to exorcise him again, and trembled with fear.
The big shot couldn't bring himself to say those three words, so he could only toss over ten black cards and a Porsche key as a token of his affection.
Mei Fannao: "..."
Could happiness really come this suddenly?
Tips:
1. Unlucky half-human, half-ghost bottom x cold, abstinent exorcist top
2. Contains bloody scenes. Read with caution.
Coming soon:
What Bad Intentions Could a Little Otter Have?
Sweet, adorable bottom x gloomy, irritable CEO top
Xu Zhishan transmigrated into a book.
At first, he had no idea who he was, because he was just a little otter drifting along the river.
Catch fish, dig holes, take naps.
That was the daily life of a cute, silly little otter.
Until one day, he saw the tip of an ear poking above the river. Thinking, "What bad intentions could a little otter have?" he dragged the drowning creature to shore.
He stared at its black-and-yellow stripes and a body nearly twenty times larger than his own...
The little otter was bowled over by a single lick.
"...Mommy, save me. QAQ"
He'd actually pulled a Siberian tiger out of the water?!
*
The little otter pushed a freshly caught fish forward with his tiny paws, his beady black eyes full of innocence.
"Mr. Tiger, please have some fish."
The injured Siberian tiger glared coldly at him, exuding the fearsome majesty of the king of beasts.
He sneered, "Get lost."
The little otter shuddered. "...!"
Half an hour later, the little guy came back, only to find the tiger staring at the row of fish in front of him. He growled ominously, "Get the hell out of here."
The little otter was so aggrieved that tears rolled down his round, inky-black eyes. "Waaah, "
The tiger raised a paw and covered his mouth. "Don't cry. I'll eat."
*
Later, an accident turned the Siberian tiger back into a human.
He was the eldest son of the Lin Group, who had been missing for days.
Rumor had it that the Lin family's eldest son was cold and cruel, bloodthirsty and ruthless.
Who could have guessed that after returning, he would carry a little otter in his arms at all times, pampering it like his most precious treasure?
Until one day, the CEO flipped open the covers and found that the little otter who used to whimper and act cute was gone. In his place was a handsome man with fair skin, striking looks, and a beauty mark beneath his eye.
His secret identity was revealed far too suddenly!!
Xu Zhishan: CEO, please let me explain. I really am that otter!
The CEO broke down on the spot: Other people get a snail girl, and you're telling me you're an otter boy? You think I'll believe that nonsense?
Theme: Even if you're ordinary, live well. You and I both have a bright future.
I understand, I'll go and study hard now.
Although there were several jumps in the plot, I still watched it all the way through; it was very sweet.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, I love you, my wife.
Holy crap!! I saw this in another novel too, this custom is disgusting!!!
Ahhhhh, the young master who has gone through so many hardships must be with his Taoist priest forever! In every lifetime!
So few people? That's unbelievable! It's so beautiful! I'm going to recommend it to all my sisters, everyone show it to me!
I know about this custom, but when I saw it, I felt it was so cruel and foolish.
So! What is that "mouth" or "mouth" sound after "small"?
Is my older brother the kind of smiling tiger? I really like him.
Damn. I'm diligently reading! √