Mr. Mori Wants to Rest

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Mr. Mori, the new boss of the Port Mafia who took over after successfully eliminating his predecessor, declared that he had taken the first step toward the pinnacle of life.

Mr. Mori: Thanks for asking. I've got a little girl on my left, a young boy on my right, all the power in my hands, and Yokohama as my beloved. I'm already a certified winner in life.

But Mr. Mori has his own troubles.

Transmigrating to strange places every time he falls asleep has sent his sleep quality plummeting.

The first time

Mr. Mori opened his eyes and saw a ferocious demon.

Demon: Awooooo!

Demon Slayer Corps member: Don't be afraid, sir! I'll hold it off!

Mr. Mori: ??? Oh wow. (Trying to take out the Demon King and become the boss...)

The second time

Mr. Mori opened his eyes and saw a much more mature Dazai.

Dazai (the 22-year-old version, unloved by his father): Weren't you the one who kicked me out of the Port Mafia?

Mr. Mori: ??? (Trying to give little Dazai some warmth from papa...)

The third time

Mr. Mori opened his eyes and found someone pointing at him and calling him a suspect.

Kogoro Mouri: You're the culprit!

Mr. Mori: ??? (Trying to scare a little kid...)

The fourth time, the fifth time... the nth time...

Mr. Mori: I just want to get a decent night's sleep.

A few things to know before reading:

1. No romance. Mr. Mori's only beloved is Yokohama.

2. This is a Bungo Stray Dogs fanfic. Please don't connect it to the real world.

3. The glory belongs to Asagiri-sensei. Any OOC characterization is mine.

4. Lots of headcanons. Please keep that in mind.

5. No trolling or unsolicited writing advice.

Theme: Take good care of your sons and daughters