Conquering the Cultivation World with Cuteness

[Don't ask. I got sidetracked and have been stockpiling chapters. (Unapologetic. Probably won't be contracted; I'll post whenever.)]

Yue Zimao was a once-in-a-millennium cultivation prodigy in the ancient cultivation world, and after she transmigrated, everything went smoothly.

She reached Foundation Establishment at one, Golden Core at three, and Nascent Soul at five. By ten, she had already reached the Great Ascension stage and was about to join the ranks of the immortals.

But misfortune can strike at any time. Faced with a cultivation world destined to decline, Yue Zimao wanted to change its fate and become a great savior. So she decided to be a couch potato and sleep for thirty thousand years first.

When she woke, the ancient Yue family... had gone bust.

#The Yue family had an ancestor to rely on, so how could it possibly have fallen into ruin? And yet it really did fall into ruin. #

Yue Zimao: I think I can still save it.

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Yue Zimao only wants to be an unremarkable old ancestor in the cultivation world, but lately more and more villains seem to be flocking to her...

Ancient evil cultivator: Zimao and I are in love, but fate played us false and the righteous and demonic paths drove us apart. Even so, I'm willing to reincarnate 99,999 times to wash away my sins, until we meet again.

Supreme Demon Venerable: Zimao and I are in love. We once traveled together through the Desolate Ruined Realm and formed an unbreakable bond. She saved me from dire straits, and I am willing to accompany her as a soul, just to see her smile.

Heartless Sword Immortal: Zimao and I are soulmates, connected by fate across two lifetimes. The heartless sword path may be supremely powerful, but what is the point of becoming a god if I cannot be with her, side by side, until our hair turns white?

Yue Zimao: You're all supposed to be villains. Do you really think you have a chance to redeem yourselves?

★ Reader's Guide

* Everyone loves the old ancestor.jpg. Don't ask; there are just a lot of one-sided crushes.

* A plot-focused, silly comedy. The final say on every plot hole belongs to Zimao.

* This isn't traditional cultivation fiction. The author has piled on so many personal worldbuilding details that there's no point nitpicking.

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