I’m Done Being the Villainess

[Angsty, absurd, proceed with caution! Proceed with caution!] Tang Nian transmigrates into a book as the villainous supporting female character who wreaks havoc and constantly frames the heroine, only to suffer countless face-slapping episodes before being burned alive! The worst part is that the piece-of-junk System is forcing her to get herself killed! The three rules for a villainess: 1. No OOC 2. Do not change the plot 3. If you can't get yourself killed, keep pushing until you do! Attention! The Host must complete the mission. Failure means your soul will be scattered. Success means you can return to your original world!!! Tang Nian curls her lip, grabs a torch, throws it into the lavish palace, and steps inside-- There's nothing more to say. Today, she'll put on a little show and burn herself alive. Smile.jpg. Just when Tang Nian thinks she can go home... The world resets. And the damn System packed up and ran away overnight??? Tang Nian: Heh, go home my foot! I'll be damned if I let this life be just as miserable! Only after losing Tang Nian does the high-and-mighty emperor realize that the person he hated and loved had always been one and the same. She was the one who saved him. She was the one who helped him ascend the throne. She was the one he regarded as his confidante. And he was the one who destroyed her with his own hands... Given a second chance, Gu Zhaoze vows never to let Tang Nian down again. Tang Nian looks at him nonchalantly and says with icy indifference, "Have you finished, Your Majesty? Then please divorce me." Gu Zhaoze feels as if he has plunged into an icy abyss. His heart aches so sharply he trembles, his eyes clouded with pain. He flees in humiliation. Note: It's fun to mistreat your wife, until you have to chase her through the crematorium! The entire story is fictional, fictional, fictional! The male lead gets angst, not the female lead. The previous life doesn't count. A little angst is good for the soul: a wild mix of melodrama, no bashing the original heroine, both leads have only ever been with each other, in this life and the last. No third party. Coming next: I'm Not Hiding a Beauty in My Golden House Fu Jiaojiao has lost her memory and her legs are crippled. The one blessing in disguise is that she has a handsome husband who never leaves her side. Her husband is strikingly handsome and the chief councilor. His usually cold expression softens only when he sees her. He never misses a day of giving her medicine, massaging her, or reading to keep her entertained. Fu Jiaojiao is so smitten she can barely think straight. Just as she's lost in this happy life, a slender young man kicks open the chief councilor's front door. The young man's eyes are red as he cries out in desperation, "Sister! Come with me! Pei Zhi imprisoned you and broke your legs. I'll make him pay!" Fu Jiaojiao: ... Fu Jiaojiao doesn't believe a word of it! I've lost my memory, not my mind! So she glares at the young man and has someone throw the liar out. Turning around, she sees the familiar, tall figure. She opens her arms and smiles brightly, clinging to him. "A Zhi, look! I chased off a liar." Pei Zhi's hand, hidden in the shadows, trembles. He gives a quiet reply, then strides over and pulls Fu Jiaojiao into a tight embrace. As his big hand strokes her hair, he pours out praise, all while his heart tightens and his soul falls into an abyss. Jiaojiao, I'm sorry. Please don't leave me. This is a sweet story about a love that goes both ways. Coming after that: His Majesty Has a Tragic Romance Script in Hand Lu Sangyao transmigrates into the body of a low-ranking palace maid in the imperial palace of the Great Ye dynasty. As someone at the bottom of the ladder, she has no grand ambitions. All she wants is to leave the palace when she comes of age. You never know whether tomorrow or an accident will come first. The head guard, Shen Changfeng, proposes to her! He's gentle and steadfast, and treats her wonderfully. Most importantly, he's handsome. Lu Sangyao only hesitates for three seconds before saying yes. It's not that she's after his looks; she just wants a cute little dumpling. And as we said, an accident comes sooner than tomorrow. Late one quiet night, Lu Sangyao sees a familiar figure from behind and, blushing, throws her arms around him. "Changfeng, you're here!" But the one who came to meet her was none other than Emperor Shunze, who has the same face as the head guard! Emperor Shunze: Excellent. Woman, you have caught my attention. From then on, Lu Sangyao becomes the emperor's consort. The aloof and tyrannical Emperor Shunze pins her to the bed every day and demands, "Tell me, who is Shen Changfeng?" Lu Sangyao: You probably won't believe me, but I don't know if he's a man or a dog either. The head of the Imperial Medical Academy bows and tells her earnestly, "Your Highness, His Majesty is ill. Every three months, his memories become confused and he pretends to be someone else. Please be careful not to upset him." Forgive me for saying so, but if there's something wrong with his brain, he should get treatment. The second time around, Emperor Shunze takes on the role of a seductive prince who forces love. Emperor Shunze pulls her into a rock garden. His long fingers hold her around the waist as he breathes against her nose and playfully lifts a strand of hair by her temple. He looks at her with a knowing smile. "Concubine Lu, if you rendezvous with me here, what do you think the emperor will say when he finds out?" Lu Sangyao, getting more and more carried away with her acting, weeps like a rain-soaked flower. "My lord, please, let me go." The third time, Emperor Shunze takes on the role of an insecure, brooding chief eunuch. "Noble Consort, let me have my way with you for once, or I'll tell the emperor you were unfaithful and got pregnant with an illegitimate child." Lu Wan: Quick question, can I castrate him now? At last, the little dumpling is born. Emperor Shunze is overjoyed, and his illness is cured without medicine! But Lu Sangyao soon realizes that things aren't so simple. Emperor Shunze thinks all his memories were of her with other people! He says bitterly and jealously, "Lu Sangyao, tell me, who else have you been with? Who is this child really?" Lu Sangyao takes a deep breath. Screw you. I'm done putting up with this! A drama-loving emperor x a palace maid who's getting more and more into her acting Note: A goofy, melodramatic, sweet-and-fluffy romance. The male lead really is ill. One-on-one romance. My friend Jiu Chusi's story, Winning Over That Male Supporting Character (Transmigrated into a Book), is also a chase-your-wife-to-the-crematorium story, and it's already complete! So good!!! Theme: Cherish life, stand on your own, and grow through adversity