Greener Than the White Lotus

Meng Yao, Best Supporting Actress at the Golden Horse Awards, is chosen by a System to play a disposable supporting villainess in a Mary Sue story.

The original heroine, Nuanyan, is a white lotus who is anything but pure. Blessed with an innate aura of purity, she makes the kings of the three realms fall for her, go mad for her, and bang their heads against walls for her.

As the supporting villainess, Meng Yao uses low-level, fake-sweet tricks to make the white-lotus heroine look even more pure and lovable.

Meng Yao, newly arrived in this world: Hah. Amateur.

I’ve played more scheming tea girls than you’ve drunk glasses of water, okay?

Since everyone in this world loves a perfect white lotus, then let me show you the glories of an attention-seeking tea girl.

[Out-tea the white lotus and leave her nowhere to turn.]

Scene One:

Nuanyan points at Meng Yao, who looks impossibly cool in her red outfit, and exclaims to everyone, “A Yao really went all out to dress up for the cultivation gathering!”

Trying to out-tea me?

Meng Yao immediately puts on a humble expression. “How could I compare with you, Sister? You got up before dawn to do your hair and makeup in front of the mirror.”

Scene Two:

Looking at Meng Yao, covered in blood,

Demon King Gu Peizhi is utterly stunned. Where’s my delicate little wife, who can’t lift her arms or carry anything?!

Meng Yao looks at Gu Peizhi, frozen like a wooden post, and puts on a pitiful little face. “My hand hurts so much!”

Gu Peizhi: ...Fine! I chose her, so I’ll spoil her even if she’s a drama queen!

System: I told you to uncover the secrets behind the Mary Sue story, not to act like a drama queen!!!

Meng Yao shrugs. “What can I say? You picked an award-winning actress who specializes in playing tea girls!”

A shape-shifting tea girl cutie x a gloomy, withdrawn Demon King

-------Upcoming Story-------

Get Away, You Damn Golden Finger

Also known as: The Reborn Demon Lord Only Wants to Be a Layabout

Question: How many steps does it take to become a Demon Lord?

Answer: Work yourself to the bone. Then die of overwork.

After being reborn, Meng Jiugge finally sees the light: Let anyone who wants to be Demon Lord do it. This life, I’m just going to lie flat and slack off!

Who could have guessed her slacking would trigger Heaven’s “Outstanding Employee Protection Mechanism,” forcing the Overachiever Rescue System online?

[Ding! Here’s an “Invincible Luck” buff. Pick up divine weapons while walking, discover a legacy after jumping off a cliff!]

[Ding! Plus a “Photographic Memory” trial card. Watch your opponent’s ultimate move once and you’ll know it too!]

Meng Jiugge: “I don’t want it! Take it away! I just want to quietly be a lazy fish!”

The former Demon Lord only wants to be a lazy fish, but golden fingers of every kind keep chasing after her...

Meng Jiugge: I hate this.

After being reborn, Meng Jiugge has a whole entourage of followers.

Demon General Fu Lang: Only she can be my Demon Lord.

Daoist Master Chenmu: Hah, I think she has quite a talent for cultivation.

Xi Shiyue: Actually, the position of queen in the Demon King’s palace...

Meng Jiugge: ???

She was just about to speak when the curtain at the door shifted slightly.

A young man clung to the doorframe, his pale little face drained of color.

He lowered his puppy eyes, the corners reddening, his expression restrained yet stubborn. “Sis, I know I shouldn’t hold you back, but I can’t help asking... Are you going to abandon me?”

Meng Jiugge: “Of course not!”

The abandoned bigwigs: Where did all this tea come from?

A heroine who plays the pig to eat the tiger x a hero who turns into a tea girl for love

They are not siblings by blood, they are not siblings by blood. She picked him up, she picked him up!

Theme: Strive to be the protagonist of your own life and bravely fight against fate