Forced into a Goofy Style in a Survival Game...

Updated through 2020-3-29 As a veteran of the Dark Game, Qin Weiran is a max-level powerhouse. She tears ghosts apart, beats serial killers to a pulp, and has earned enough from game prizes alone to buy a seaside villa. She planned to play for a few more years, save some money, and then retire. But the perfectly good escape game suddenly got a major bug. [Other players' experience] System: Escape from the perverted BOSS to win. Player: Sob, I'm going to die! Help!!! [Qin Weiran's experience] System: Draw a turtle on the BOSS's face to win. Qin Weiran: No. I think killing the BOSS would be more straightforward. System: You must draw a turtle on the BOSS's face. If it doesn't look like one, you fail the mission. Qin Weiran: Then can I kill the BOSS first and draw a turtle on his face afterward? System: No. You must draw a turtle on a living BOSS's face. Qin Weiran: ... I can't believe this. This was supposed to be an escape game, so how did it turn into a ridiculous comedy? Who would believe there isn't a bug?! [Other players' missions] System: Escape the female ghost and leave the manor. [Qin Weiran's mission] System: Go lick the iron railings at the manor's entrance. Qin Weiran: ????? When she reaches the manor entrance, the man, usually cool, refined, and devastatingly handsome, is already licking the railings. Qin Weiran: ... Did your System get a ridiculous bug, too? Qi Ye: You too? Qin Weiran (coldly): Make room for me. Qi Ye (aloofly): I wouldn't lick it. Your tongue will get stuck. Qin Weiran: ... When the hell is this ridiculous bug going to get fixed!!! Theme: A horror escape game turns into a ridiculous comedy