The Supernatural App Is Begging Me to Unbind It

Original title: The Paranormal App Is My Lapdog, but It Was Censored, So I Changed It~ Qin Ling is the young owner of a funeral shop. He earns a meager three thousand yuan a month and lives a carefree, couch-potato life. Then one day, a paranormal app appears on his phone. The aloof paranormal app declares: Complete missions to earn hefty rewards. Fail, and you will be erased without mercy. Qin Ling: What kind of scam app is this? Delete, delete. System: ???? Only later does the System realize what a lunatic it has bound itself to. To get him to complete his missions, it goes from an aloof deity to... its Host's lapdog. Our shop carries on the traditions of feng shui and Chinese culture. We locate dragon veins, capture ghosts and suppress evil, and determine auspiciousness for homes of both the living and the dead. We tell fortunes, read feng shui, and predict your fate with a finger-counting trick., Everything above is nonsense. Believe in science, starting with me! A mischievous, shameless bottom X a ridiculously powerful top who has eyes only for his beloved. Sweet and satisfying, with no angst. The System is not the top; the top is a person. A completed paranormal wish-fulfillment story with a similar theme and setting: Even the Cripple Stood Up After I Convinced Him. It's the master's story. (I didn't want to spend time coming up with a new setting and background, so I made Qin Ling become his disciple ^_^ Lazy.jpg) Weibo: Jinjiang-Heimao Nini. Because of my health, I can only write short stories with completed endings. See you next year~ My next novel is now available for pre-order: The Eerie Doctor. Readers, please add it to your pre-orders, mua! Theme: Even in adversity, keep moving forward. Don't do wrong, and don't hurt others.