When It Rains, It Pours

As the saying goes: “Good fortune never comes twice, and misfortune never comes alone.” &nbsp;&nbsp;What does that mean? &nbsp;&nbsp;It means I keep the good fortune to myself, but everyone shares the trouble. &nbsp;&nbsp;When transmigration becomes the order of the day, anyone might bravely answer the call at any time and in any place, personally paying tribute to old man Einstein. &nbsp;&nbsp;With such a “great deal, such a generous perk,” taking responsibility all by yourself is lonely and burdensome. If we’re going to transmigrate and make trouble, we ought to team up. Everyone can share the blame, and if we divvy it up among households, our sins won’t seem so great. Though this was a spur-of-the-moment decision and there wasn’t time to assemble a “criminal gang,” at least we can’t go it alone. We have to drag someone down with us! &nbsp;&nbsp;And so, a total airhead and a twitchy schemer transmigrated together after the most ordinary of traffic accidents, landing in some fictional ancient dynasty and bringing calamity along with them. They crossed paths with some people and events, meddled in some people’s affairs, and wreaked havoc on some people’s lives, setting off a string of ridiculous incidents that left the ancients utterly speechless. &nbsp;&nbsp;Total airhead: I transmigrated, so I’m Conan. [Points skyward, radiant with triumph] &nbsp;&nbsp;Twitchy schemer: I’ll carry the spirit of experimentalism forward. If I don’t cause a ruckus, I can’t live. [Fans himself, then gives a bewitching, icy smile] A different kind of transmigration, an extraordinary case of twitchiness. =V= This is Cat’s first transmigration story, so please give me lots of support, everyone! TOT I’ll try to be diligent and aim for a weekly update. - - [Glorious Chrysanthemum Palace] Everyone is welcome to join! ↖(^ω^)↗ Cat’s recommendations: Cat’s first Beijing-style story, come on in! ~(≧▽≦)/~ The second in the Very Straight series, come on in! ~(≧▽≦)/~ The third in the Very Straight series, come on in! ~(≧▽≦)/~ The love affair between two scalpers, still Beijing-style, come on in! ~(≧▽≦)/~ A stingy rich guy VS his spendthrift roommate, come on in! ~(≧▽≦)/~ A cruel story about a stepmother with a wolf’s bloodlust, come on in! ~(≧▽≦)/~ The stingiest guy’s most popular supporting male character, Qian Taoguang, gets his own story. Come on in! (^o^)/ A township entrepreneur VS a bourgeois lawyer, come on in! ~(≧▽≦)/~ You all know the drill~ YDM bottom VS all kinds of tops, competing over trashiness, scheming, and being messed up. Come on in! ~(≧▽≦)/~ Unlucky teacher VS □□ student, currently serializing. Come on in! ~(≧▽≦)/~ Eating and sleeping are hard enough already. Come on in! ~(≧▽≦)/~ Beastmen, an older bottom and a wolf prince. Come on in! ~(≧▽≦)/~ Gentle, scheming top VS shameless, lewd bottom, currently serializing. Come on in! ~(≧▽≦)/~ Thanks to little ai for drawing Yuan Xiao! It’s so beautiful... >///< Come trample all over Cat’s Weibo! (^o^)/ Theme: